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[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I just saw a clip of him for the first time in like a year, and bro look absolutely fucked already back then but this one I saw, holy shit. He did not look healthy in any way you can use that word.

My, whatever do you mean?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

fuckin hydralisk-ass shape

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

He's turning into the amon animation of himself in real time

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

you might not like it but that's what peak male performance looks like

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I'm very sorry to tell you, that this frame appears to be real, as fact checked by Ethan's catty anti-fandom.

This is owing to a few things, of course, but most recently there seems to be a skill issue with his posture correction devices.

Anyway, anyone else feel like getting up and doing some stretches?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Anyway, anyone else feel like getting up and doing some stretches?

bugs-no

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Jesus Christ dude, just do some stretches instead of buying some snake oil posture fixer

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Project Future Man is ahead of schedule and tracking nicely. Well done everyone.

michael is a lifelike visual representation of a future gamer in 2040. in an effort to raise awareness of ‘gaming disorder’, the sculpture depicts multiple chronic symptoms of an unhealthy lifestyle spent seated, away from sunlight and exercise.

https://www.designboom.com/art/meet-michael-lifelike-representation-future-gamer-in-2040-04-11-2020/

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

I mean that particular angle would be uncharitable to pretty much everybody but still that build looks off. Bro has zero muscle defintion.

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

this pic is freaking me out, i genuinely cannot tell if I'm looking at another human being. is it edited?

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

you're looking at the hunchback of bel air

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 19 points 1 week ago

Not edited at all, that was taken directly from their stream on Monday.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Aamon edlritch horror IRL

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Orphan of Kos-ass