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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 82 points 2 years ago (3 children)

we famously never talk about trump lmao

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hoss, the only way I can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated Mango Mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!

[–] Munrock@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Mango Mussolini

I've never heard this before but it's beautiful. It's evocative, it's got alliteration, and to people who don't know that name it sounds like it could be a desert from an ice cream boutique.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We need to get rid of freedom of speech

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Clearly it's been a failure

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bloke's a grown adult but swears like some teenage Tumblr user discussing which fictional characters they ship.

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

surely that's a bit. it scans like a joke someone would post here.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

He could have easily just stopped after the made up mom quote, but no.

[–] KarlBarqs@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This needs a fucking content warning Christ

Felt like I got shot reading that

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

CW: L I B E R A L I S M

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Every time I see this, it takes a year off my life

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

This is just like playing Borderlands

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

You know this was already a perfectly liberal ending with the quote but the last line is the gut punch cherry on top

[–] Grimble@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Translation: I love it because it gives me someone to yell at besides my kids

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who the hell is this guy? A Hexbear admin? Seems a bit vain

trump-anguish trump-dapper trump-death-note trump-feed trump-kaneki trump-kubrick-stare trump-moist trump-who-must-go trump-yassified brump thicc-trump cheeto-man sad-boi

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One of those is not like the others.

spojlerRyuk of course

[–] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

liberals can't handle trump not being the center of evil at every moment

[–] Grimble@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Deadass they miss him more than us!