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My one true love (lemmy.world)
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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 92 points 7 months ago

Girls only want one thing. It starts with P and ends with an S.

[-] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 142 points 7 months ago
[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago
[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

๐ŸŽถ My pancreas attracts every other

Pancreas in the universe

With a force proportional

To the product of their masses

And inversely proportional

To the distance between them ๐ŸŽถ

[-] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 7 months ago

Wanna eat it? :3

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 17 points 7 months ago

Ooh, we doinโ€™ pancakes today??

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

To talk to kitties? Ps ps ps ps ps

[-] thisbenzingring 5 points 7 months ago

Kikiky Nootnoot noot ps ps ps

::rubs fingers together::

Cat's can't resist!

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Come on guys...its obviously potatoes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

You really need a comma in there.

[-] onion@feddit.de 2 points 7 months ago

Presidential elections? Promo codes? Packing peanuts?

[-] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 58 points 7 months ago

Everyone deserves a Samwise Gamgee in their life

[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

As a straight male, I have also come to appreciate Sam as the best damn character in the entire LOTR series.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

Frodo was the best of them, but he was carrying a great burden, so we saw him during an internal fight for his very soul, not as his usual self. Frodo was chosen to carry the ring because his pure and generous heart was the least influenced by its power, and it still almost consumed him.

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

He is you, the reader.

[-] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 7 months ago

You forgot to say that you're big and bearded.

[-] arken@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago

48: Live long enough to see yourself become Sauron

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 14 points 7 months ago

Why you gotta call me out like that?

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago
[-] oce@jlai.lu 5 points 7 months ago

Over 60: Gandalf is the ultimate goal. Even after death, you can get the white version.

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

I'm going to hike into hell and these cast iron pans are coming with me

[-] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 7 months ago

Tbh with the healthy depiction of masculinity for the MCs, I would date most of them.

But if I had to choose a partner for a longer period of time out of the male characters, it would definitely be Sam

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 15 points 7 months ago

TOES

๐Ÿ˜ฉ

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

We could all use a Samwise in our lives

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago

If we can't find one, then you must become one for those around us.

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

whatever happened to Faramir?

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.de 4 points 7 months ago
[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

yet the same quality without all the fuss (the book version)

[-] lefixxx@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Also loyal AF

[-] ComradeBunnie@aussie.zone 11 points 7 months ago

Get yourself a guy who looks like Aragorn but cooks like Samwise. ๐Ÿ˜

They've both got heart.

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago
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[-] Blackmist@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Pippin is clearly the best character.

[-] banazir@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

Ye, Sam is good.

[-] Bonje@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Hi. It's me. I'm the potato. Please end it quickly.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago

Shh! You'll get boiled for that!

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