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They're the same picture (lemmy.world)
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[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 194 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That might be the funniest Sarah Silverman but I have ever seen

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You saw her butt?

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol. It was supposed to be bit, but i am leaving it.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you Matt Damon by any chance?

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

You can’t force me to pick a name

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 year ago

Why, are they fucking? Oh oh, Jimmy won't like that...

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I guarantee if you did see Sarah Silverman's butt it would be the funniest butt you've ever seen

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 59 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I feel like she's one of the few comedians left who could get away with joking like this. It's glorious.

[–] thisbenzingring 18 points 1 year ago

she is honest and real so she can do this because if she does, its done with the touch of someone who is a master at their craft

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[–] PeckerBrown@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That was the most hilarious social commentary I think I've read in a long time, and the most biting.

IMO. YMMV.

[–] Smc87 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

FTP.

[–] Neon@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

File Transfer Protocol?

[–] Smc87 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes, it’s all I know

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lemmy is grand because of the distinct ambiguity between "file transfer protocol" and "fuck the police" that you only see in a place like this

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[–] DrMango@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Functional Threshold Power

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Free The Penis.

[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ACAB.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ABCDEFG.

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

HIJKLMNOP

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wrong it's H I J K LMNOP

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

eleminohpee

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

ABRA CADABRA

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is this the actor from Silicon Valley?

[–] zaphod@feddit.de 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

First is that guy from Silicon Valley, second one is that dude from The Big Bang Theory and the third was in Van Wilder. No idea who the fourth is though.

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How dare you say guy from van wilder when referring to Kumar of Harold&Kumar!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

For real. Gotta go with the oldest reference possible. Coulda said House as well.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Was going to say wasn’t that the same guy from house, but then I thought I was just doing what they are accusing people of.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You may also know him from the Obama administration

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[–] jonc211@programming.dev 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The third dude was Kumar from the Harold & Kumar movies too

[–] dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And he was in House M.D.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

He also worked in the Obama administration for the Office of Public Engagement.

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Seems like kind of a groupie. I bet she's fucking Matt Damon.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fourth is the dude from the Sarah Silverman Program.

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[–] lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She's from an episode of Star Trek Voyager.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The one where she tried to bang her great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson, Tom Paris?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

She's a very caucasian-looking man.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Third one is also the guy from Harold and Kumar 2.

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[–] Spaceinv8er@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Na it's the actor from Super Troopers and Beerfest

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 18 points 1 year ago

Well personally I've never seen all three of them in the same show so... Explain that

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

I never knew Dr. K had it in him

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

she knows what's up

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Very odd.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

Fisher Stevens: Yeah, I hate when that happens.

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Typical out of touch white woman response. Is Sarah Silverman a Karen? Who knew? /s

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