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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My generation of elder millennials grew up with the porn scene of the 90's with women having hyper silicone boobs and very rigid definitions of gender and we became weird alcoholics that don't fuck. The under 25 crowd has a way healthier outlook on life and especially approaching sex and gender. Point is, gender norms are a fuck and lead to people getting deranged hangups like the author of this fucked article.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are lots of beautiful women who want to be blonde with big tits

I say we give them whatever hormones and surgeries they need to get there!

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

i've long since thought our best shot at getting trans healthcare covered was smuggling it in with free boob and/or dick surgery for cis people.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

This is an advanced level of not going outside that even someone like me, who mods minecraft and reads fanfiction of fake people gay kissing, cannot begin to comprehend

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Fuck. I guess everyone under 25 has been blindfolded by birth. Serious question, have the people writing these articles seen a blonde with boobs in their lives? Because it feel like this is projection.

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess actresses like Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson never existed to these weirdos.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i heard in one of the other threads ScarJo got a reduction, and maybe i don't remember what jennifer lawrence looks like but i don't think she was ever a "the breasts bounced boobily" icon?

i'd say all of this has been christina hendricks erasure but she's not blonde and might be retired

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I was not aware ScarJo got a reduction (I haven't paid attention to hollywood stuff in ages) and I'm pretty sure Jennifer Lawrence was/is pretty busty (I am prepared to be wrong about this tho) which made me wonder why there's so much noise on this.

[–] Chump@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

from what I've read, Sweeney has family members who are chuds?

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"A creature shamed to the brink of extinction"

Fucker talks about big booba and societal gender norms with the kind of reverence and gravitasse that should be reserved for discussing the extinction of the passenger pigeon or the thylacine.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Blonde women were "stamped out of existence"

hitler-detector

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

What the fuck are they going on about? I only learned of this person yesterday, and this "brink of extinction" thing just fucking weird, no one did that. What is wrong with conservatives?

[–] dRLY@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If they are so honestly amazed at women showing some skin/curves. Just wait until they find out about Twitch. Or that yoga pants exist.