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[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 96 points 6 months ago

totally rational that an outspoken critic would kill themself before completing their deposition

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 71 points 6 months ago

I know that if I'd dedicated my retirement to doing a thing, then I'd kill myself right as the thing was finally seeming to be gotten done

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 93 points 6 months ago

As usual, Facts and Logic types don't understand their own worshiped ideas. Occam's razor states that the idea with the least number of additional assumptions is most likely correct. Not "the simple explanation is always right." as these people assert. And people are fucking awful at figuring out what "assumptions" even are in this context.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 58 points 6 months ago

Also even if it was about "the simplest", it's NOT THE SIMPLEST EXPLANATION.
"Boeing killed a guy" - Boeing has already killed several guys (albeit by accident).
"Guy killed himself" - The guy had never before killed himself (as evidenced by him being alive until then)

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

He was also like 62 (so retired and unconcerned about future employment prospects?), seemingly healthy, and seemingly pretty content with everything other than Boeing, so...

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

bayes theorem stay winning

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 48 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Thank. You.

Also note that it's not an inviolable law. It doesn't actually prove any particular position. It's just a principle to guide your thinking and nothing more.

Say your car breaks down. The idea that it's a mechanical failure is more Occam-friendly than the idea that your car was sabotaged which then caused the mechanical failure which caused your car to break down.

Note that as we add in that additional assumption, we reduce the likelihood of the second idea being true compared to the first idea. That's just a function of adding assumptions. You could add an assumption that a person who had been threatening you was the person who sabotaged your car and it becomes less likely again, all things being equal.

All that this illustrates is that the more specific something is, the less generally applicable it is. Astonishing, right?

One of my favourite ways to really stump these dorks is by asking them which assertion is true according to Occam's razor (itself false due to my point above and putting it in these terms is a low-key flex because a person who knows what they're talking about would object to the framing of the assertion but that forever seems to be lost on these fools):

  • That God created the universe

  • The sum total of all of astrophysics, with every single claim therein, is how the universe was created

Obviously the simplest argument is always inherently the truest and most accurate argument every time, right?

You can drag the conversation down into the weeds by defending the first argument since it still makes fewer claims even when you add in extra points like the fact that god has always existed and is all powerful etc.; there's basically no way of arguing that the explanation that astrophysics provides us for how the universe was created is simpler than the argument that God did it.

Of course this type of person is most likely to be an atheist edgelord, or at least a reformed edgelord, so this sort of argument is very likely to rile them up. And of course you can cut through this argument by stating that the number of assumptions that astrophysics makes is fewer but, again, that requires the other person to know what they're talking about.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 6 months ago

No, thank you, you put it far better than I did. I thought about bringing up the God argument (as I think that was one of the guy's original points with this idea) but forgot. Like any logic tool, someone trying to use this argument to "win" a debate has already lost, the use of these sorts of tools is always to examine and refine your own arguments and own understanding of something, not to "win debates" with a gotcha.

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[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

My least favorite thing about these :smuglord: types is their constant misuse of language. I honestly don't really mind busting out the ol logical falicies and shit but for the love of god use it correctly.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 6 months ago

And when you confront them on their misuse of a word they just say some bullshit like "umm acktually the definitions of words change over time, so it's really your fault for sticking to a standard definition of the word instead of using mine."

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Yup. "this is how I, and everyone I have ever known use the word. Also here's a dictionary defining it that way"

"language perspectivist much :smuglord:"

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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

A classic is when they bust out "ad hominem" after being called an idiot.
AN INSULT IS NOT WHAT AN AD HOMINEM IS YOU BUFFOONS

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[-] vormadikter@startrek.website 14 points 6 months ago

I am open and honestly interested in finding out more. I'm reading about Occam for the first time.

Would you like to say a little more about what assumptions are in this context? Sources on Occam that explain the idea sufficiently well would also be good.

Thanks in advance!

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 6 months ago

I'm afraid I don't have anything on hand, so here's a brief bit of stuff from memory (so it could be quite wrong), "William of Occam" was a 13th century monk who was interested in the sciences and came up with this idea. So it is a very simple pre-modern idea of eliminating unnecessary "fluff" when trying to determine something. At the time there wasn't a properly developed scientific method, so this idea could be considered a sort of proto-scientific method, an attempt to examine things and then understand them, instead of having a conclusion and working backwards to support it.

Occam's razor is usually used as a kind of lazy intellectual shorthand to justify an idea because it is straightforward, though they will usually use the term "simple" when they mean "straightforward." but an idea being "simple" isn't the same thing as an idea with fewer underlying assumptions.

For a basic thought experiment, consider a very simple idea: A butterfly is on a flower.

The "simplest" idea of anything would be that it just is because it is. The butterfly is on the flower because that's where the butterfly is. But this isn't an explanation of anything. It is "simple" but saying "the thing is they way it is because it is." isn't actually a satisfying explanation to anyone.

We could assert that the butterfly is on the flower because Google's stock price just increased, but this is an additional assumption, as it would assume the butterfly has knowledge of the stock market and that knowledge influences its decision to sit on flowers somehow. This explanation is a explanation, but it makes some very big assumptions about how butterflies operate.

So the key to understanding this sort of logic is to collate the information we know about the situation. In this case, it would be what we know about butterflies. If we know that butterflies drink nectar, we have an explanation that fits occam's razor well. The butterfly is hungry, that's why it is on the flower. No additional mechanisms required to explain the behaviour, no extra assumptions.

Of course, this explanation still requires us to understand something about butterflies, so occam's razor as a tool is only really useful in situations where we already understand a decent amount already, and is really only useful for eliminating really over the top explanations. It's more of a starting point of an investigation, never an end point, and never a debatebro trump card "haha I play occam's razor, which means I win the debate!" thing that the internet has turned it into.

Sorry for the ramble. TLDR: Made up by a guy like 700 years ago and not super relevant today, except in very broad strokes.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Thank you for this writeup. I'm gonna bookmark it and spam it at every dumbass who uses Occam's razor from now on. Your butterfly example is a great explanation of my frustration with how the concept is used in modern day

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Just want to add that people who invoke Occam's razor almost always rely on this to conceal a normative argument in order to defend the default position.

As an example, people generally presume that capitalism is meritocratic right?

If you make an case for why this is not true a person like the one in the screenshot might start tutting and wagging their finger at you while chiding you about Occam's razor because your argument is more "complex", or something to that effect, and thus that it is wrong.

Don't ever let them do that.

Just because you are refuting something which is held as truth according to conventional wisdom doesn't mean that it has fewer assumptions. It's just that those assumptions are generally accepted as true by the majority of people and therefore feels like those assumptions don't count.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Yeah that's also one of the reasons I hate seeing it invoked. It's always done by some status quo dickhead. There's that one and then the one about "not attributing to malice what can be explained by incompetence." I've seen both invoked to defend the bombing of civilians more than once.

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Agreed.

Honestly, the malice/incompetence thing is pretty okay to operate with on a personal level just like "Distrust those in whom the urge to punish is strong" is but if you're dealing with a judge or, say, people who are seeking to prosecute former Nazi party members then they're going to display the urge to punish strongly and it shows how insufficient it is to base your politics on an adage.

I've had a massive rant to a comrade some time ago about how it's a feature not a bug that almost all of the ways that we, the unwashed masses, experience our interface with the government as being slow, inefficient, and incompetent; I believe that this is a conceit of liberal democracy in late stage capitalism - if everyone's experience of the government is one characterised by incompetence then we struggle to even conceive of a government that is responsive and responsible, and this conceals the true nature of the governments that we live under in the west. But fail to pay your taxes or start researching and buying material to make improvised... devices, for example, you get to witness the other face of the government - one which is ruthlessly efficient and extremely capable of achieving its ends.

At some point your suspension of disbelief has to wear thin when yet-another supply of weapons from the US just so happens to end up in the hands of ISIS or yet-another MSF or Al-Jazeera building gets struck by US munitions. In the serious end of government, the wheels are greased with shit like plausible deniability, feigned incompetence, and post-facto internal investigations/admissions of culpability.

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[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Basically what Egon said below.

The assumptions being made about him killing himself are vast. First you have to assume he had some serious mental health crisis without evidence, or that some other dark secret was about to be revealed about him, or any number of other assumptions without evidence as to why he might have been motivated to take his own life.

Therefore the least amount of assumptions one could make was the obvious: He was murdered to silence him while he was a key witness against a multi-billion dollar corporation trying to get out of being held responsible for the deaths of other people they already killed.

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[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 71 points 6 months ago

CIA promotes the most convoluted conspiracy theories quite openly like everything China, Russia and especially DPRK and it sticks. It's just the typical liberal hypocrisy and Americans being the most propagandised people on Earth in action.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago

North Korea has a secret army of femme fatales across the globe to seduce people and then poison them with neurotoxin they wear on a hairpin because they claimed that Kim didn't shoot an 18 in a round of golf - obvious

Corporations who have repeatedly been shown to be willing to sacrifice human lives for profit killed somebody for profit - well now you might as well be wearing a tinfoil hat

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[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

It's like when somebody trys to tell me about how the illuminati are meeting in smokey back rooms to make secret deals to fuck over the rest of the population and make deals with the devil and I'm like "they broadcast those meetings live on cnbc and release transcripts after and the idea they sold their soul to the devil is to get you to not try to hold them accountable in this life because they told you they'd be punished in the next"

[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Man I was reading the other one you posted when the page refreshed and I got this

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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 65 points 6 months ago

"Welp gentlemen this has been a productive day, we have almost finished my life's work. Time to go shoot my brains out in a motel parking lot, making all the work be worthless. Good evening"

screm-a I am begging smug redditor debatelords to please just fucking once actually THINK. This is terminal "both-sides" brain

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 61 points 6 months ago

(CW: Suicide) Even if we were to assume it was a suicide, it'd be because of the stress from having to deal with Boeing. It's safe to say they killed him regardless of who pulled the trigger.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

Have done maintenance work on Boeing aircraft before. This tracks.

[-] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 55 points 6 months ago

Remember when Yevgeny Prigozhin was playing a friendly round of paintball with live guns and grenades onboard his private jet? That explanation definitely requires fewer assumptions than an assassination.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago
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[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 54 points 6 months ago

Occram's razor tells me he was murdered. OP is just a lib suffering from cognitive dissonance.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

Seriously thentwo options are:

  1. This person who clearly had the motive means and opportunity to report illegal things at Boeing knowing it would risk his employment got the chance to do that but instead killed himself halfway through doing that without any indication of why.

  2. The giant corporation killed somebody who threatened their profits.

[-] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 51 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Occam’s razor literally says that it was murder though. It would have to be more complex and weird otherwise

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

Yeah, we have documentaries about how tobacco and big oil do shit like this. Steven Donziger had his whole fight with a private court putting him in house arrest for years. It's kinda weird that Boeing would do it, but not beyond the pale. Big business just loves to assassinate is Occam's razor.

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[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 50 points 6 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 58 points 6 months ago

No the rational and simple answer is to believe that a multi-billion dollar company that doesn't give a shit about safety standards would ever deign to do a thing that has happened so often before. The rational and simple answer is that a man who has dedicated his retirement to this very thing would kill himself with a gun in a truck in a watched parking lot on the third day of depositions.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago

Very cool "War Takes". Defense contrator Boeing thanks you for your service im-doing-my-part

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago

Ah yes, these things are always for crazy people to believe, except when US enemies are concerned, then it's totally not a conspiracy.

Funny that

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Occam's razor for this event is very obviously that he was murdered though?

Like, that's literally the first thought 99% of people have had. It is the most obvious explanation. If you're applying Occam's Razor here then you're surely supporting that position.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

The thing about Occam's razor is that what seems to be the simplest explanation depends entirely on how you subjectively frame the issue in question. If you think of it as "a guy killed himself" vs "a powerful and widespread conspiracy of Boeing and the cops conspired to kill him, make it look like a suicide, and covered up all evidence" then the suicide option seems "simpler"

But if you frame it correctly as "a whistleblower who was about to testify against a billion dollar company decided that right then would be a great time to suddenly and without warning commit suicide" vs "he got got" the latter is clearly simpler.

Simplicity is not really an objective measure of anything.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

Occam's razor says the Russians killed him with the Havana syndrome raygun because he was going to post a picture of Xi Jinping as Winnie the Pooh

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 6 months ago

I think its the other way around. The simplest explanation is immediately discarded by liberal media because most of the time it's the truth and it reveals the material reality.

Recent examples:

who blew up the nordstream pipeline? certainly not the US that explicitly said they would destroy it if russia ever did something against ukraine and had a material benefit destroying it, must've been the russians themselves to make the US look bad even though it was against their material interests!

how did hamas pull the october 7 operation? certainly these savages couldn't pull it off, israel is invincible! they must've purposefully let it happen to finally get rid of palestinians!

liberals increasingly engage in these mental acrobatics to justify their crumbling worldview full of contradictions.

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

Yeah "Boeing whistleblower killed in retaliation" is a pretty simple reality, shit happens to whistleblowers all the time and it's not irrational to assume that as a null hypothesis until proven wrong. It's like assuming that the IOF is lying when they say something.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

I mean, i dunno. I was indirectly related to a Boeing project manager for a while - and let me tell you - I could very easily believe that someone at Boeing just having that much of a stick up their ass about the whole situation is one of the simpler explanations here.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

War Takes was invited on WTYP by Liam Anderson, and after watching the episode with him in it, I was immediately enamored with how shitty and neoliberal his twitter account was. A banner image that features a US tank with a socdem rose on it next to his fursona, and endless tropes like "if you think a CIA did a coup in bolivia, you are denying the wholesome agency of the people who overthrew the authoritarian for having 4 terms" and "the online tankies whine about azov because they love vladolf putler."

side note: occam's razor is useful for things like "does the earth revolve around the sun or vice versa?" not messy political situations.

i mean look at this shit outright justifying what NATO did to yugoslavia:

EDIT: Chronically bad takes

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

He was on WTYP and associates with Liam? Why am I not surprised lol. Can't stand that guy.

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[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Eh, if Occam's Razor wasnt a thing they would just come up with another BS excuse to uphold the status quo

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

As opposed to anybody critical of Putin dying. That's always a conspiracy/assassination because duh obviously. Occam's razor means the things I'm conditioned to believe are more simple and likely to be true, dumb dumb

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I believe Boeing, as a long standing military industrial complex major player, used their dog (the Federal Government) to whack the guy

Can't prove it, but that's what I believe

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