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[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 193 points 4 months ago

How the fuck he fold towels?

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 76 points 4 months ago

That is a downside. But on the upside, he's immune to hanging.

[-] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm up a lot earlier than usual and I've had too much coffee and this has me cry laughing. Thank you.

[-] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 17 points 4 months ago
[-] jacksilver@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I think I can transalte: "How can he fold towels if he doesn't have a chin?"

Cause most people hold the middle part of the towel with their chin when folding.

This is the best image I could quickly find -

[-] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 15 points 4 months ago

But why?

Am I secretly a towel folding genius? I don't see how that's remotely required?

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's usually blankets that are folded using the chin. Maybe they have gigantic towels.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

Those are the best towels. See also "hang-dried floofy towel bliss".

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[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

I have to imagine that not a single pillow in his house has a pillowcase on it.

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[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 months ago

You win Lemmy today. Hit me like a train... dyin' over here.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 109 points 4 months ago

That chin was made for a beard.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago
[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 24 points 4 months ago

There's a slight bump there.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

You sure that's not a pimple?

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 91 points 4 months ago

If there was ever a man that deserves the ability to grow a full and thick beard, is this man. Alas, nature is sadistic.

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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 76 points 4 months ago

Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!

[-] lengau@midwest.social 19 points 4 months ago

It's a good thing I was already sitting on the toilet because I shat myself laughing

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[-] Mikufan@ani.social 61 points 4 months ago

Omg how? Where is the jaw?!?

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 51 points 4 months ago

He shaved it off by accident :-(

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

That's what you get when you buy Nickel Shave Club

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 4 months ago

Does he at least get his Nickelback?

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[-] some_guy 19 points 4 months ago

He simply absorbs objects.

[-] terabytes@lemm.ee 60 points 4 months ago

He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 4 months ago

"Quit cuttin' 'em down, or I'll bite off your knees!"

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 57 points 4 months ago

Never shave unless you're certain you have a chin

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[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 53 points 4 months ago

You were great on MythBusters

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[-] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago

That is.. unfortunate.

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago

Can we all see your best Earthworm Jim costume this year? Pretty please?

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 4 months ago

He looks like Jamie Hyneman. If Jamie wasn't a walrus in disguise but an earthworm.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 4 months ago

An earthworm disguised as a walrus disguised as Jamie Hyneman.

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[-] Mesophar@lemm.ee 28 points 4 months ago

They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.

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[-] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

On the plus side they are now turtly enough for the turtle club

[-] PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago

His name wouldn't happen to be Jim?

[-] Questy@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Jawless execution!

[-] WhosMansIsThis 19 points 4 months ago

Why my mans look like he speak for the trees?

[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 18 points 4 months ago
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[-] lambchop@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

You can have it all my empire of dirt.

[-] wesker 17 points 4 months ago

The genetic lottery was not kind to this man.

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[-] Muffi@programming.dev 17 points 4 months ago

Time for a Bob's Burgers rewatch

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

It's like a small planetoid; it has its own weather system! Like an orange on a toothpick! Lookit the size o' that thing! Oh, he's gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huuge pillo'.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago

I dont like live action worms apocalypse.

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

Gah! Put it back!!

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 points 4 months ago

Man is goitered to the hilt

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

As soon as I saw this I thought "Get this man some iodine, stat! Or, conversely, stop giving this man so much iodine!"

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[-] babyfarmer@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

How does this guy fold a blanket?

[-] Amro@kbin.social 9 points 4 months ago

@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!

[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago
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[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I'm gobsmacked.

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