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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

CNN analysts immediately after the debate are saying the dems are pannicing.

lol, lmao, who could’ve seen this coming

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 135 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They lied, browbeat, deflected, slandered, gaslit, and treated with the most sickening condescension everyone who warned them over and over that this would happen. If it weren't for the genocide, this would the purest and most concentrated schadenfreude I've ever felt, cocaine-like in it's tangibility. Now begins I Fucking Told You So Season.

Fuck liberals, they tried to get us to "tactically" support ethnic cleansing to win a fucking election, and they're gonna lose that too! Good going you bloodless sensless freaks, you put on the armband and seig heil'd in front of the whole world for nothing!

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 81 points 5 months ago

They went fully mask off. It doesn't matter, it won't change anything, but they went completely, utterly mask off for this decaying piece of shit. They sold their souls for a Joseph fucking Biden.

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[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 120 points 5 months ago

I'm watching A(ustralian)BC coverage of it and there's a vibe of "he's actually going to lose to Trump." He's failed to pass the bar of "looking functional" and has actually managed to look bad vs a guy who literally just made shit up and started rambling about golf.

Incredible reality TV.

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 88 points 5 months ago

They're only 3 years apart but it looks more like 20 on stage. Biden is the perfect foil to make a senile Trump look full of youthful vitality. Literally could not have chosen a worse opponent from the entire gallery of DNC ghouls to face him. Wait, I take that back. Hillary would still be worse.

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 78 points 5 months ago

replacing Biden with Hil and her losing again would be the funniest outcome, ergo

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[-] RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net 70 points 5 months ago

I’m taking comfort in the fact that they both hated it. Biden’s brain melted and Trump just wants to be home doing literally anything else

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 67 points 5 months ago

They should've let it be open mics. Trump interrupting and shitting on Biden would've been amazing to see live with Biden's capacities.

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[-] abc@hexbear.net 107 points 5 months ago

Yeah I genuinely think it is Joever for him after tonight, I've never watched a debate where all the immediate post-debate coverage chyrons are like "Should Incumbent drop out??" LMAO

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[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 98 points 5 months ago

me putting on the conspiracy theory hat and wildly gesturing like a crank

What if the DNC purposely never wanted Biden but waited until after it was too late for primaries so they can handpick the actual candidate they want at the DNC convention and purposely pushed him to have a debate with Trump knowing that Biden would eat shit?

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 71 points 5 months ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 60 points 5 months ago

Jesus fucking christ I've never seen a picture of the man before. He looks like Satan would look in a hollywood drama.

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[-] btbt@hexbear.net 92 points 5 months ago

I’m honestly shocked they’re admitting how bad he was, I was expecting them to do some shit like say that he’s normally cognizant and just forgot to have a balanced breakfast this morning

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[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 84 points 5 months ago

not-hillary we need someone with experience

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 64 points 5 months ago

It takes EXPERTISE to lose against trump twice!

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[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 83 points 5 months ago
[-] ryepunk@hexbear.net 66 points 5 months ago

Get in line hillary-assassin

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[-] ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net 83 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The political history nerd in me is honestly finding this really fascinating to be witnessing right now. Seeing liberal pundits saying that Biden needs to step down before the convention, reading all of the articles about it, etc. This might be one of those things that gets talked about in Presidential history 50 years from now, how abysmal Joe Biden was as a president and how his own party could no longer deny how unfit he was to remain as president (4 months before the election lmao).

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 52 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Probably in the same paragraph as the JFK/Nixon debate as the examples of positive and negative influence of televised debates in American politics.

[-] orangejuche@hexbear.net 56 points 5 months ago

I hope in 50 years the children aren’t learning about us presidents.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago

I hope in 50 years there are children

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[-] dead@hexbear.net 81 points 5 months ago

Kamala was live on CNN about 30 minutes ago with Anderson Cooper. She was trying to save face and Anderson Cooper interrupted her. Anderson told Kamala that Biden's performance at the debate was a disaster and a train wreck.

I'm honestly surprised to see that CNN is negatively covering Biden.

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[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 79 points 5 months ago

They need to bring in someone with a proven track record of standing up to Trump. Like someone who can get people to Pokémon go to the polls.

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago

Tell me who's turn it is! Say it! hillary-assassin

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[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 76 points 5 months ago

baby-matt and when the world needed him most, he disappeared

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 53 points 5 months ago

He has given us a gift more precious than gold. He has taught us wisdom. Now we must take up his sword from where it fell and march boldly forward.

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[-] let_me_tank_her@hexbear.net 74 points 5 months ago

There's video of Jill Biden talking to him like a dog saying like "Who did good and answered all those questions tonight?"

It's so bad, folks. I hate the man, but this is so depressing. It's straight up elder abuse.

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 59 points 5 months ago

Really weird feeling because if he was almost any other human on the planet I'd feel so bad for him. Like my heart would break. It must be a terrifying disorienting tragic experience.

He deserves worse though

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 52 points 5 months ago

I just saw a clip of Biden that someone posted in another thread, and it honestly REALLY hit me. Listening to him flounder and trail off mid sentence reminded me of my dad, who is just a few years younger than Biden.

Except like my dad just wants to chill and read books all day, not enfornce neoliberal hegemony worldwide.

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[-] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 71 points 5 months ago

Watching some people I know have live meltdowns as they were confronted with the reality of this living corpse as their nominee has been fucking hilarious

Watching them consider if RFK should take over was even funnier

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 46 points 5 months ago
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[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 66 points 5 months ago

I was pessimistic about the debate, but it was a fair deal funnier than I expected. I think Biden said something about cutting a black child in half.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago

It's a quote gold mine, the memes are going to be yud-rational for weeks.

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[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 62 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They were never planning on running Biden in November. If they did joebiden.com would have said what his platform is, and it does not, even now. Gavin Newsom's nomination is imminent, right?

Edit: They actually added the Issues tab today, there is an archive of the site from today without it. shrug-outta-hecks Maybe they can reuse it

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[-] solongbeengood@hexbear.net 62 points 5 months ago

Knowing the DNC, they’d want a candidate to the right of Biden. It’s jeb time.

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[-] duderium@hexbear.net 60 points 5 months ago

It’s amazing to me that democrats can watch a genocide for nine months, and do nothing but make excuses, but one debate with grandpa has them freaking out. I didn’t even watch the debate. Anyone invested in that guy before the debate was just as cooked as he is. I just caught a few clips and spent a few minutes laughing through hexbear’s reactions, as is proper.

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[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 57 points 5 months ago

It’s so weird how literally nothing changed we learned nothing new but tons of libs coming out of the woodwork for no Biden now. Winds of change are here but obviously nothing good will happen

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[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 56 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Now I subjected myself to some reaction from "professional" analyst, I kinda think that this was a hitjob and a coup.

Usually, the first "hot" take by analyst on the network hosting the debate is the most important. John King of CNN, right after the debate ends immediately goes on "panic among Democratic party." Then everyone on the panel, Van Jones, David Axelrod, Alyssa Griffin, all took turn burying the shiv, with nothing positive to say. These people are not that brave, and they have been gaslighting people for 6 years (ever since Biden started running in '18 he's been mentally compromised). Same with MSNBC, Rachel Maddow asked Alex Wagner and she immediately also said that the reaction was negative. Joy Ann Reid piled on and said Joe Biden don't have the stamina. The replacement headline then immediately made it to NYT front page, opinion piece, and now repeated by all major outlets. These people didn't went through the denial, anger, bargaining stage, they all within 1 1/2 hr debate go to acceptance in unison.

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[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 54 points 5 months ago

Summary of the average democrat's evening: aware

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[-] RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net 58 points 5 months ago

The kicker is that DC is where it’s the most searched

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[-] Snackuleata@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago

I wonder how the Europeans are doing? They sacrificed their economy for this guy and the other guy was talking about dismantling NATO during his presidency. I'm sure they're all feeling wonderful in their decisions.

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Democrats in charge don't want to win, they're not replacing him. They don't want to give concessions to anyone, best way to avoid accountability is to lose

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[-] DanicaTheRebel@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago

BLUEMAGA is in shambles right now.

data-laughing

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