the only candidate who could tell trump he was going to eat him if made president, and mean it
Nom-nom-nom - "It's official act! Nom-nom-nom...
Elect 
this would actually be the funniest outcome
Least deranged candidate
I'll never vote for a covid anti-vaxxer and a lot of dems won't either. Not to mention that he has not said one anti-zionist thing to my knowledge.
By all accounts, he is actually more Zionist than Biden or Trump, if that’s even possible.
I doubt that will stop them from voting for him if he becomes the 2028 nominee
This has to be a joke right? It could read either way easily
He's still got civili libertarian brainworms so I can't tell.
Yeah this sounds like exactly what someone here would say
Snowden on hexbear confirmed?
There's an RFK running for President and a genocide going on in Israel/Palestine. What's Sirhan Sirhan up to these days?
He's still in prison.
Newsom didn't let him out
Edward, you should pick him up in a convertible and drive around so the voters can see both of you
While a dude who is most commonly referred to by all 3 of his names is hanging out
Vote for Kennedy['s pet crows].
This site still doesn't t have any corvid emojis
This site still doesn't t have any corvid emojis
Yeah, like wtf is up with that
Come on
I thought we had a knife stealing crow one?
Nah, s'a goose.
You're right, and it's only a butter knife. That isn't threatening at all!
Be the emoji you want to see in the world
Bad Snowden 
When you almost pull off a sick kickflip but smash your front teeth in at the last second
America can't stop suggesting or electing epstein affiliates. Hillary. Trump. Rfk.
Yeah, what a mystery…the only thing about the guy that’s even vaguely appealing to the Democratic Party is his last name.
extremely concerning
he's talking about Joe Kennedy III right 
It would be extremely funny, but also bad.
Putin made him post this
To be fair, Kennedy represents the democratic party quite well...
Stfu Snowden, I want to like you
It's the dunk tank.
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