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The man simply cannot stop making new unforced errors
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Its 2020 all over again
Hegel remarks somewhere[*] that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.
we did it, we found the end of history
End of 
at least
Perhaps he's not actually senile, he's ascended, and views all of time simultaneously.
"Why does my perception of time distress you, man? Everything is preordained jack, even my responses." -Dr. Scranton
idk why, but "Dr Scranton" really tickles me
This guy but with pants
and one of those reflective doohickeys on his forehead
"Time is... The thing it is... A thing... Like if I draw a clock... I can draw a clock. Never mind what they say on Tiktok... Time is a flat circle..."
God have mercy on us all if this is the end result of ascension.
Biden is actually the reincarnation of every person that will have ever lived. You, me, the black president, the first black woman to serve with a black president, and so on.
This is why he's always talking about the Other Biden
The Other Biden are the friends we made along the way.
Where Were You When ~~Dragon~~ Biden Broke?
Too good a comedy line to ever be written
"Look Jack, I'll beat him any time you say, any place! I'll beat him in 2020! I'll beat him in 2016! Hell, I'll even go all the way back and beat him in 1988!" 
real ones remember joe will still be winning elections as a sentient nanobot swarm in the year 30330
i know i'm not the first to make this comparison, but everytime another one of these embarrassing misstatements comes out, i remember the dean scream
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2024
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