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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Don't live in a place called messingham unless you want it to get messy, eh lads?

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Clearly they need a pressure washing service

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

>England

>Won

What did I miss? I'm not a Br*t.

[-] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

England is in the football (soccer) semifinals of the eu cup, with good chances to make it to the finals (and lose there)

Edit spelling

[-] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

If I were this lady, I'd get my cat indoors before England start shooting penalties.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

nope, not a chance

Lose.

We gonna lose in the Semi. We ain’t getting to the final. We have been abysmal.

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

Why did you sensor the i in Brit?

[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

It's a common joke to censor nationalities like they're slurs, like 'fr*nch'.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago

I thought that only applied when talking about the Fr*nch.

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Depends where you're from ;)

[-] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

If that is common, I've rarely seen this as a joke myself, then wouldn't it only make sense in a forum which isn't specifically about being British?

This community is specifically British, I thought, so I'm not sure it makes sense here.

Maybe I'm just over thinking it.

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 1 week ago

Because br*ts fucking suck ass

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Oi

We suck arse thank you very much

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You got a swearin' loicense, mate?

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

I'd show you it mate but you'd just coat it in high fructose corn syrup and eat the fackin thing

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

If Claire's cat was more like a football it would already be coming home.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

I get it. Noise annoys me. Noise that doesn't serve a useful purpose pisses me off.

I had little interest in fireworks as a spectacle, even as a young kid. I can't imagine them being interesting to kids today, let alone adults. They've just become a way to make noise for the whole neighbourhood to hear, like cowboys shooting their guns into the air.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Someone popped off fireworks last night and myself and at least 3 other neighbors came outside to watch. They're pretty.

[-] phuntis@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

kids love fireworks you don't have the only opinions on earth

They're not interesting to you, hence they can't be interesting to anybody else? Wow.

There's lots of reasons to argue for a ban on fireworks, but 'because I don't like them' is just so self centred.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I can't imagine them being interesting to kids today, let alone adults

Weird how kids and adults alike keeps using fireworks then if it bores them so much.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

New Hexbear struggle session: Outdoor cats vs. gammons with fireworks

[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

The fuck is a 'hexbear struggle session'?

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Haha, its when us communist get together and argue in mass about incredibly specific topics until it gets out of hand

[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

Isn't that just any leftist get together?

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago
[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

No, merica won

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