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submitted 1 month ago by plinky@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net

Our best phrenologists are already on the scene

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[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

as someone from a country in the global south I always think it's cute beyond words when someone from the US starts going on about their elections being influenced by an external actor

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I forgot juche-rose he also is involved somehow oooaaaaaaauhhh

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Kim is actually on Joe Biden’s side and one of the few allies he has left. Biden is only alive because of Juche Necromancy. Kim has a mysterious plan in motion… TRUST THE PLAN

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Red MAGA: Venezuela rigged the 2020 election.

Blue MAGA: Iran rigged the 2024 election.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

The ghost of Hugo Chavez helping Biden win is one of the funniest things from 2020

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Personally, it's amazing because whenever someone says that foreign powers have that much of an influence on USAans I know that they're full of wrinkly gibberish

USAans don't read anything above a 4th grade level, get most of their information from grade school and refuse to educate themselves on anything that isn't Rock, Flag or Eagle

They're literally incapable of being manipulated by any force that doesn't appeal to their calcified lizard hindbrains

And I should know, I am one of them

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

USAans don't read anything above a 4th grade level, get most of their information from grade school and refuse to educate themselves on anything that isn't Rock, Flag or Eagle

very bad idea to educate a US mind on Rock, Flag and Eagle alone, it's not a thorough education unless you also have Burger and Gun in your curriculum

[-] lets_get_off_lemmy@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

You can really put the pedal on the gas though with a well calculated Facebook group.

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 month ago

It's me. I have personally rigged all the elections.

As a Russian-Persian-Korean-Chinese-American, it was me. I have united all of my grandparents' nations and I'm working from inside of the empire to stuff so many fucking ballots you wouldn't believe it, folks.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I wish to pull off a joke like this, man... I love it...

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2024
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