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[-] edge@hexbear.net 74 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When we first started calling them Blue MAGA in 2020, I didn’t expect it to get this explicit.

When Mr. ~~Trump~~ Biden referred to his political opponent, there were chants of "Lock ~~her~~ him up" - which the president did not discourage. When he criticized news media coverage, big cheers followed, with his supporters turning to boo and point fingers at reporters.

Completely indistinguishable. Send that back in time to libs in 2016 and they’d think it came from insane opposite world alternate universe. Hell, I’d think it came from some insane alternate universe.

Also someone at the White House must know what they’re doing by slathering on the bronzer.

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Listen Sweaty, Hillary Clinton (Athena; Light Itself) did NOTHING wrong whereas Trump is a CRIMINAL.

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I mean it be cool if they actually started chanting "lock him up".

[-] edge@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Nah, locking him up is lib shit. The Supreme Court already gave Biden permission to [redact] him.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is Hexbear, no need for redactions soviet-chad

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

It'd be progress.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

As far as I can tell, they did

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago

2024 will go down in history as the year our 2 party system became a 2 Trump system

brump trump-moist

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago

America is a one Trump state, but in typical American extravagance they have two of them

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Look fat, if you don't like it, vote for the other Bidump. brump trump-moist

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

Orange Brandon is a way funnier bit than Dark Brandon

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

"Here's the deal, jack. Orange Man Good." Biden gives his trademark toothy grin but the muscles on his face are working even worse than usual and he looks like a corpse. He waits a beat and in an oddly weak voice that sounds like dying seagull he says "Deal with it."

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago

and c: i uh.. well... America can be summed up in a single word: assefewtipipupiiptbeh.. himalayas with Xi Jingping.. and 4: uhh i shouldn't say it, nevermind

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

This is kinda goofy though. Libs attacking Biden for “agreeing” that a convicted lazyboy coup plotter should be arrested. You’re literally the president. Just fucking sent a hit squad to his country club

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When are we going to get to the point where Biden's Cheeto infection makes him start doing gay stuff like talking about Broadway musicals or how handsome the troops are?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago
[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

or jerk two hawgs simultaneously

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

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[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago
[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Their brainworms are achieving synchronicity. They will act as one. Combined, their power will restore the McDonald's dollar menu to its former glory, and the gas price will go down, and all the woke CRT DEI antifa liberal bs will stop, and all the land will grill in celebration cheeto-man brump grillman grill grillman grill grillman grill

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

That moment when Akira and Tetsuo waves start to merge, signalling the next mass death event

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Blue MAGA is 100% storming the Parliament if Trump wins

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Idk, libs are cowardly. They'd never

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

they'll just shout "not my president" on a camera in times square for like 2 days before it gets shut down and they go home to cry about it online

[-] goose@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Best we can do is flash mob Hamilton scenes in the Senate gallery (fully credentialed visitors only, ofc)

[-] shipwreck@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is how Biden can still win:

[-] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What if this accidentally brings blind vindictive rage back to the Democratic party and allows them to win like they did when Harry Reid and Alan Grayson were around.

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