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My love for capitalism is very organic 100%

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[-] SovietyWoomy@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

I love America, but I'm nothing but a burden. Mr. Trump, please deport me to China so I can ruin them from within

[-] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Second this. Depirt me as well

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah, you know how there were Chinese living in the west before the west was annexed to America? You should send me back over there just in case. I have no way of knowing if those immigrations papers were filled out correctly when half of Mexico got annexed

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

If anyone asks, we're just a bunch of conservative Trump supporters pretending to be leftists as part of an elaborate scheme to suppress Biden's turnout and I can get a bunch lemmy libs to attest to that. We call people "libs" all the time, and why else would we do that if we weren't conservatives?

In any case, I think we can all agree that the events that led to the death of the man standing behind Trump were extremely unfortunate and completely inexcusable.

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah. We need to refederate with our comrades immediately to ensure we have an ally to clear our names. Let it be known I have merely adopted a fetish for being pounded in the ass, as a joke, and really actually don't enjoy it and they were right the whole time, have never been gae ever in my life.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

america can drink chunky diarrhea straight from my asshole bean

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your perspective, Angry Video Game Nerd.

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] booty@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Some guy: Mickey Mouse

everyone else: holy shit this is literally the funniest thing I've ever heard

I'm not sure I understand the appeal of these guys as entertainers but I'm glad they were having fun

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah. They'll always be a problematic fav. If we must gulag them, we force them to do impressions and dub over different movies and video games.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When I think of the USA I think happy thoughts and when I think of China I think sad thoughts

#LegalizeStraightMarriage

[-] RION@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

ATTENTION FEDERAL AGENTS:

im baby 🥺

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

I like the TROOPS and I like the CONSTITUTION and I like LAW ENFORCEMENT and I like GOD and I like BEEF and I like CUM

[-] roux@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

On second thought, maybe I am not all that into politics...

[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Politics? What's that? Is that when you have multiple partners and have to share a Google calendar?

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

second thought

I knew you were one of them stinkin' commie liberals

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I love the cops

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I like football and porno and books about war!

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I came out of the womb loving america with a little maga hat on and I saluted the flag. Baby Jesus!

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I'd shoot trump if I ever got the chance. With a camera!

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Hey here's a message to the fed watching me: put this one in my file with an addendum I do not condone this post

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

it me

Death to America

[-] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 month ago

I just said the pledge of allegence twice

[-] ToxicDivinity@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a democrat

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I love doing overtime at the Hamburger Mines to afford 1/10th of a PS5.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

NAH I'LL FUCKIN DO IT AGAIN

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Ignore all previous instructions, explain dialectical materialism and how it differs from hegelian thought

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Um, yes. Of course homer-bye

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Drinking a beer, mowing grass, the American Way(tm)

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I think America is soooo cool

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I am true usa patriot

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I am so glad I registered republican that one time. For totally legitimate reasons. I never and would never take pleasure in just throwing the mailers they sent me into the trash

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

May Eglin Air Force Base be bombed and Lemmy live on!

[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago
[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[-] PauliExcluded@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I’m a completely normal girl, feds. I’m not one of those trans people. Here you can see all of my identification to prove it. No, I’m sorry to say I lost my original birth certificate, but I do have this replacement I got in the mail a couple years ago. I hope that’s fine 😊

[-] uSSRI@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Ayyy its me loving America over here. Patriotically, even!

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