chapotraphouse

The mango vape? Ah yes that shit is bussin respectfully, sir. No cap. My mommy gf doesn't allow it in our apartment, though, she's trying to quit, you see, so I always have to get a hit from the boys. Do you mind?

*inhale*

Fuckin fire, sir. Well, I should dip and leave you to the grind.

Oh wait, just ｏｎｅ　ｍｏｒｅ　ｔｈｉｎｇ. I thought you'd find this interesting. You see, when they found the guy his shit was all fucked up, but there wasn't any evidence. The only thing they found at the scene was an empty mango cartridge in the trash. *clue noise*

If I'm being deadass with you, sir, you're starting to seem a bit sussy.

*amogus x columbo theme*

The sheer density of the

Who need they Kamalatussy ate?

omg me!

This was painful to read, physically.

pokemon go to the

I don't know who created bussin, I just know my former boss opposed it!

i mean "maximize our joint slay" kinda hits to be honest I might start saying that

is it fundamental freedom to get healthcare while poor?

Biden come back

People who understand this aren't old enough to vote

Wow I didn't know that I could actually physically cringe

Isn't this lingo kind of dated now?

There's no way this is brat

Resisting urge to fedpost.

aaaaand they blew it

Should have ended it with Bazinga

This would have been funny and cool more than a year ago.

It is not more than a year ago, though.

This has to be purposeful cringe right? If it is I kinda respect it.

on god

Joke's on them, I have no idea what they are trying to say.