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Wot if 'Exbear made writin' wit a Cockney accent mandátory? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago by BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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[-] hullabaloo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Omelanda done murdered me Missus and nicked me bloody son

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Cockney without rhymin'? You're 'aving a Turkish bath, China plate.

Butcher's hook at these septic tanks on 'exbear try'na be cockney.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

this is the only path to making hexbear whiter than it already is

please, turn back before it's too late

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

In a real unfortunate piece o' news, Oi thenk Oi moight've gotten meself stuck like this

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

i get it fallout london was just released

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

OI YA GOT A LOISENCE FOR DAT DERE ACCENT BRUV

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

UH LOISENCE?! YEW TRY COMIN' OVER 'ERE 'N ASKIN' ME THAT 'N WE'LL SEE IF OI NEED A BLEEDIN' LOISENCE

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Wots all ‘is then?

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Wot if eye waz two 'undred feet tawl?

[-] pooh@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

oi bruv

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Ello guvnah!

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

S’bloody mental innit

[-] gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

WUD YEW LUV ME IF OI WUZ A BEANUS

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Wot if we was 'Arry Potter side characters wif names like Archibald Custardmouse or Amelia Shittingcomb

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

fockin' 'ell. we're all bri'ish now 'ere on 'ecksbear?

[-] dirtybeerglass@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Not fackin fanny geezer

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Closest I can do is (try to) speak with Scottish or Irish accent

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