Omelanda done murdered me Missus and nicked me bloody son
Cockney without rhymin'? You're 'aving a Turkish bath, China plate.
Butcher's hook at these septic tanks on 'exbear try'na be cockney.
this is the only path to making hexbear whiter than it already is
please, turn back before it's too late
In a real unfortunate piece o' news, Oi thenk Oi moight've gotten meself stuck like this
i get it fallout london was just released
OI YA GOT A LOISENCE FOR DAT DERE ACCENT BRUV
UH LOISENCE?! YEW TRY COMIN' OVER 'ERE 'N ASKIN' ME THAT 'N WE'LL SEE IF OI NEED A BLEEDIN' LOISENCE
Wots all ‘is then?
Wot if eye waz two 'undred feet tawl?
oi bruv
Ello guvnah!
S’bloody mental innit
WUD YEW LUV ME IF OI WUZ A BEANUS
Wot if we was 'Arry Potter side characters wif names like Archibald Custardmouse or Amelia Shittingcomb
fockin' 'ell. we're all bri'ish now 'ere on 'ecksbear?
Not fackin fanny geezer
Closest I can do is (try to) speak with Scottish or Irish accent
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo