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[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 27 points 4 weeks ago

What do you mean nicotine and a monster for breakfast isn't healthy?

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago

Replace the monster with coffe and you have the breakfast of choice for berliners and parisians! They're fancy! Ooh la lah!

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I know I've done a good job with my caffeine detox because I drank some energy drink that was supposed to taste like Sour Patch Kids (my favorite candy) and I feel like Hercules

Cleaned out my partners car in record time, steam blasted my ferrets' enclosure and then had the time to make a fancy cheese board for my Pathfinder session

I feel like I might die if I stop moving, but then again I'll just keep moving

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 4 weeks ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago

I got in trouble in the first grade because I did an amazing Cornholio

Well, look who's laughing now Mrs. Potters!

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago

They made your bunghole angry, and they had to paaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago

They were threatening me!

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 4 weeks ago

Me, immediately during and after writing the final chapters (in one night) of my first novel.

The beverage had flag-trans-pride colors and unicorns all over it. And like six cups of coffee worth of caffeine. ralsei-splat

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 17 points 4 weeks ago

i felt this meme physically

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago

this was me like two hours ago

[-] Bisexual_Cookie@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago

Are you suggesting that 2 monster ultra cans a day is BAD for me????

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I can drink any alcohol no problem, but I stay the fuck away from caffeine.

If I'm not having a drink, then it's always water for me.

[-] leanleft@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 weeks ago
[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Lmao that's breakfast for me on its uwn no wonder my stomach is munted

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