No bog roll, no shit tickets, no loo tissue absolutely MOTHING to whipe my bumwhole with
Before you suggest it im wearing crocs so no socks availabl
Please send help or advice
this is why I never leave home without my 3 seashells
tabò but make it a e s t h e t i c
ask your neighbor for a square
This is a single-occupancy public toilet :/
I'm sorry, I don't have a square to spare.
Itchy
Before you suggest it im wearing crocs so no socks availabl
in such a dire instance, we result to what is known as "foot wiping"
it's the 12th stage of wiping, only done by those who can no longer rely on the previous 11
Secret poo-jutsu
Flush, take off your underoos, dampen them, and use them as a wet wipe.
If you're going commando, flush and use the water in the bowl to wash your bum with your off-hand. Rinse your hands to the best of your ability with another fresh bowl of water and then wash them like a motherfucker
Actually decent advice thank you (this was a shit post, so didn't expect it) o7
What do you do with the shit covered underwear? Put them back on or eat them?
Leave them for the next person to use
Common courtesy
Do an uncheeky poop instead.
If there's a sink, it's time to use your left hand
Unleas you are left-handed, in which case you're fucked
I'm ambidextrose
Real men never touch their butthole, that would be gay, so just stop drop drip pull up and roll out.
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