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[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink ꃼ︵ꃼ)

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

That’s why I always use compact mode

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 10 months ago

Yeah sorry but I would rather be caught looking at fetish content

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago

Compact mode is the only mode.

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 10 months ago
  1. I'm fat.
  2. The weather.
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hella expensive

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just don't got them hips to pull this off

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

RIGHT?!!! I just get muscle-y thighs when I work out my lower body. No bigger butt :(

[–] shapesandstuff@feddit.org 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Then you're not working out the butt.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

lol I keep working out my biceps and my calves keep getting muscly but not my biceps. Must be my body!

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[–] lengau@midwest.social 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Isabella@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Must ... DRESS ... in Boring ....

I wish I could dress up a little funny from time to time

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

my ugly masculine body that's been destroyed by t

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 10 months ago
[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It really does feel like a sickness...

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Respect for people around me, for one. No one wants to see middle aged man midriff

[–] BobTheDestroyer@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago

So, Terry Bernadino?

[–] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

not fur enough so is am tooo colds :<

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's why cuddle homies exist, Max

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 10 months ago

That's great for cuddle times, but what about other times like checking the mail or working

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[–] shikogo@pawb.social 24 points 10 months ago

I would if I could. But I can't find any crop tops that don't leave space for boobs I don't have or want, or dolphin shorts that leave space for male anatomy.

I am so done with the same 3 options for male clothing being the only thing available anywhere.

[–] match@pawb.social 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

republicans won't let us have the dog hrt 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Just overturn the laws about human-animal hybridization while they be busy fucking up abortion rights and building a wall around Mexico.

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[–] shasta@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You don't wanna see my belly in a crop top, and my hairy lower back. I'll do you a favor and keep my shirt on.

[–] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago

Thank you for your consideration. The society as a whole unconciously thanks you for this.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

you're right, we want to see you in bronze scale armor wielding a warhammer.

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[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 17 points 10 months ago

I dress for comfort, not so much style and the tight fitting stuff just isn't for me. Wear whatever you feel comfortable in or nothing at all, just be careful of local laws and certainly act in accordance with them. No one wants to end up in prison over clothing choices.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 16 points 10 months ago

Hatecrimes 😔

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago
[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Probably the toughest part would be actually finding cute clothes in male proportions. It's so hard to find corsets, crop tops, etc that fit without having tits.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

Fucking this, so so so so so much

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Penis. The answer is always penis.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

My ugly ass overweight middle aged body, and no one telling me i should

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I'm getting fat.

[–] dadarobot 7 points 10 months ago
[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 7 points 10 months ago

My bulge...

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

In my case, my fractional hip-to-waist ratio.

Also my mole-ridden skin. No one wants to see that.

The cold, and the fact that I love my long trousers, they fit my tshirts so well.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

Well, the fact that I'm not male anymore makes it difficult

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