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Get your own, you stinky commies! Damn lefties don't understand the value of hard work. I EARNED these Dobidos with my LUCRATIVE JETSKI EMPIRE that I built up with my BLOD, SWET AND TEIRS and small million dollar loan from my papa.

GET. YOUR. OWN.

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

I got Cool Ranch, Nacho Cheese, and Salsa Verde Doritas

I cannot be stopped

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Please m'lord, one bido, me family starving.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Ah yes the golden bido, how long I have searched for thee.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

... I'm sorry you have ketchup flavor???

volcel-judge hand over the treats

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

heh heh, nice try kid. I'm going to cast the ebil spell of gommunism no food and take your dorido

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Can't hear @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net because crunching performatively loud

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Not yours. Never.

troll

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

give it up, UlyssesT, I have depicted you as the soysauce chip and myself as the wasabi ginger chip

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago
[-] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

those chips are good tho. for proceesed junk they are fire

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

Soysauce chips would be good too (well, at least shoyu flavoured senbei are great, so I'm guessing the same applied to a chip would be chefs-kiss )

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

pour un duree limite

You can keep your Fr*nch dibidos disgost

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

I'm gonna steal those Dobidos no-i-in-pezza

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Come here and say that to my talons!

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Until they make Beanis flavored dorotos I'm not interested

Okay well I'm gonna take all your fush and chups then

[-] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Fuck i would eat those. i love junk food too much

[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

columbo-donk '...is that an owl holding a bag of Dobibos? why does the bag say Doritos? I... I think I need a long vacation'

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