Get your own, you stinky commies! Damn lefties don't understand the value of hard work. I EARNED these Dobidos with my LUCRATIVE JETSKI EMPIRE that I built up with my BLOD, SWET AND TEIRS and small million dollar loan from my papa.
GET. YOUR. OWN.
I got Cool Ranch, Nacho Cheese, and Salsa Verde Doritas
I cannot be stopped
Please m'lord, one bido, me family starving.
Here you go good ser
Ah yes the golden bido, how long I have searched for thee.
bido
... I'm sorry you have ketchup flavor???
hand over the treats
heh heh, nice try kid. I'm going to cast the ebil spell of gommunism no food and take your dorido
I'm gonna steal those Dobidos 
Come here and say that to my talons!
pour un duree limite
You can keep your Fr*nch dibidos 
Okay well I'm gonna take all your fush and chups then
Until they make Beanis flavored dorotos I'm not interested
'...is that an owl holding a bag of Dobibos? why does the bag say Doritos? I... I think I need a long vacation'
Fuck i would eat those. i love junk food too much
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
)