The apartment I bought had cabinets with fake, decorative drawers on them. Except it turned out that one of those drawers wasn't decorative. It was just stuck.

Inside there was a full set of silverware (as in literal silver) from the 60's complete with the original receipt. It's worth thousands of dollars. I guess whoever lived there before me was in no condition to pack and the people who packed didn't know about the silver...

Expert mode is the tongs that were locked closed when they went into the drawer, and have now expanded 3x the size they should be

Why is it, when something stucks, it is always you three?

you'd think i'd have learned by now not to put my potato masher in the drawer. but you'd be wrong if you thought that.

Don't forget the tongs that's missing the lock thing and somehow ends up standing up wide open.

I threw an entire draw of utensils across the room because of one of those fuckers.

Mine is pineapple corer and unnecessarily large can opener

Praise Anoia

One of ours gets stuck on the 3 different sets of measuring cups. Why do we have 3 full sets? No one knows!

I don't think "audio off" was ever a reason.

Ineffective ass potato masher.

And how else would you suggest we pay tribute to Anoia?

Forgot the upside down spatula.

A fuckin set of tongs that has some latching mechanism that doesn’t work so they stay permanently agape.

If it wasn’t so true

it got in it can get out

This really grates my cheese

I simply don't put these in a drawer.

Mine is a collection of antique dental instruments.

I won't tell you why, but I will say that it puts the lotion on its skin.

For me it's usually letting anyone else put dishes away. Before that, the ¼, ½, ⅓, and 1 cup measure set but I fixed it by putting them upside down.

C'mon man. You forgot half a dozen mismatched batteries, some tongs, and 3 different bottle openers for some reason.

YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE POTATO MASHA!

Burger patty press still in the cardboard