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[-] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 83 points 5 days ago

october 7th didn't fall from the coconut tree you motherfucker, it existed in the context of decades of brutal suppression and killing

[-] Sinister@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago

No history began on that exact date. Just like the history in ukraine only happened the moment russian troops entered.

Why if somehow looked too far back they might come to the conclusion that actually the west are the bad guys.

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 5 days ago

You're allowed to look back just over one year or two thousand years. Nothing in between. And only for this issue. Selective memory.

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[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

It was 75 years into the genocide.

[-] absolutefuckinidiot@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 5 days ago

People think they can talk shit in the playoffs when they didn’t even watch any of the regular season

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[-] RION@hexbear.net 81 points 5 days ago

"Hey you know that mass killing I'm doing that you're upset about? Well let me remind you of a mass killing at least 33 times smaller that I'm using to justify it!"

Masterful political instincts

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 54 points 5 days ago

And even though it's twenty standard deviations from the Overton window: let's be reminded that the IOF killed half of them in their hysterical fury at being retaliated against

[-] miz@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago

with ~1000 vehicles totally burned out hellfire-missile style trying to return to gaza and the IOF firing tank shells into houses with hostages I think it was more than half

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

It would be nice for someone to lift a finger to find out, but obviously that will never happen

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago

https://electronicintifada.net/content/how-israel-killed-hundreds-its-own-people-7-october/49216

Is about the best we'll get until the entity collapses and someone can look close

[-] miz@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

iirc the entity at first made a "car cemetery" out of them until the questions about how Hamas did all that damage with RPGs and AK-47s became inconvenient so they cut up the cars and buried them in the desert

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[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 73 points 5 days ago

The Dems are masterful failures.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 52 points 5 days ago

Can’t wait in 2028 where democrats insist on literally bowing in worship to both republicans and white men so as “not to alienate ordinary Americans.”

[-] SSJ3Marx@hexbear.net 52 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

the year is 2028

DJT still somehow alive and President

military is reeling from disastrous attempt to attack Iran

economy in toilet even though stocks are up (free space)

every non-white latino deported regardless of citizenship

Texas tries to secede but is prevented by QAnon-aligned military officers

Democrats decide that the best way forward is to promote national unity

Democrats decide not to have a primary, and to endorse JD Vance for president

"if you don't vote for JD Vance you're voting for fascism!"

Vance loses Republican primary to Actual Hitler, a clone of Adolph Hitler created by a tech startup

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 37 points 5 days ago

Actual Hitler, a clone of Adolph Hitler created by a tech startup

Techbros are so fucking fascist already and getting bolder that I truly wouldn't be entirely surprised if this actually happened.

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago

How do we know Musk doesn't have some Musk/Hitler hybrid in a vat somewhere, it's not like we have UN Hitler Inspectors

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

Outdated UN Hitler Particle detectors exploding like Frieza force scouters thanks to unprecedented background Hitler radiation

hitler-detector explosion

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[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago

They gotta do it, it's the only way to pass progressive policy! pete

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago

It's just like, they yell at us constantly and then they anoint someone who gets up in front of the world and says shit like this. There's nothing we could possibly do to them that's worse than what they do to themselves.

[-] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 66 points 5 days ago

Genuinely Jaw dropping. I just went and watched the video because I couldn't believe it, but its just as bad as its implied. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC2-fJw4SBg, about 4 mins in if you want to hear it for yourself.

I was already prepared to vote green but I'm stunned how little they're even trying to make me have cold feet about it. I don't fucking understand it...why don't they just fucking lie like they do about everything else?!??

[-] ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net 53 points 5 days ago

"Not only fuck Palestinians, but also aren't you all so excited for my collab with notable Republican war criminal Liz Cheney?"

[-] goferking0 39 points 5 days ago

also aren't you all so excited for my collab with notable Republican war criminal Liz Cheney?

we even got her even eviler father on our side. Isn't that so cool???

[-] Civility@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago
[-] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago

they can't lie, because the zionists demand complete obedience. All public statements have to be completely supporting them or they freak the fuck out.

Look at how Israel acts when a non-binding resolution passes in the UN that condemns them but doesn't actually do anything about it. They act like it's another holocaust

[-] miz@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago
[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

Lol the star of David as you sit in your suit at the table of the (shitty and useless) international governing body

[-] Fishroot@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago
[-] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

YouTube comments are Russian disinfo

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 66 points 5 days ago

Yes all those brown people dying is tragic but can we please focus on the white people dying? That's the real tragedy jokermala

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 51 points 5 days ago

Real "all lives matter" energy

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[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 60 points 5 days ago

Literally "history began on October 7th, 2024." Also wouldn't be surprised if she threw a contradictory "It's a thousand year conflict, it's very nuanced."

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[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 46 points 5 days ago

I can't believe the person who got obliterated in an actual primary race because she is a smug moron is continuing to be a smug moron

oh wait

[-] goferking0 50 points 5 days ago

this is the most important election of our lives

no why would we the ones running try to win, just vote for us or get the orange one who will do the same just louder

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 39 points 5 days ago

Not as important as continuing genocide, mind you. Good priorities, will vote again

[-] goferking0 28 points 5 days ago

but we will totally legalize weed this time for black Pell Grant recipients

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago

maybe-later-honey: “We have to give the GOP everything that they want or they’ll win the election and simply take it!”

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 44 points 5 days ago

I knew she was terrible at campaigning already but I'm utterly baffled by that response.

Not that she believes it; that she said it. Forced error. susie-baffled

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[-] miz@hexbear.net 41 points 5 days ago

she's so bad at this

[-] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago

Anyone that holds their peace and votes dem is a zero self respect sucker

[-] beanlover@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago

Zionist donations are worth more than votes, I guess.

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

Why would the dems even want to win. Losing to trump was the best thing that ever happened to them. All the wine moms were donating their kids inheritance

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[-] Moss@hexbear.net 35 points 5 days ago

Ok I despise gambling but now I want to know how to place a bet on Trump winning

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[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago

they are so locked in to lose

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

maybe-later-honey: “but if we don’t kowtow to the GOP on Israel; we’ll AlIeNaTe ThE wOrKiNg ClAsS! Besides, what will the browns do about it? Vote Republican?”

Democrats grow a spine and stop playing into the myth that white men are the only voices that matter challenge (impossible).

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[-] nothx@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago

Israeli citizens are eligible to vote in American elections right? They send absentee ballots over there? /s

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

They would be voting for Donald anyways

No joke they would lol

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