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[–] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 84 points 4 months ago (2 children)

october 7th didn't fall from the coconut tree you motherfucker, it existed in the context of decades of brutal suppression and killing

[–] Sinister@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No history began on that exact date. Just like the history in ukraine only happened the moment russian troops entered.

Why if somehow looked too far back they might come to the conclusion that actually the west are the bad guys.

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[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It was 75 years into the genocide.

[–] absolutefuckinidiot@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 4 months ago (4 children)

People think they can talk shit in the playoffs when they didn’t even watch any of the regular season

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[–] RION@hexbear.net 82 points 4 months ago (3 children)

"Hey you know that mass killing I'm doing that you're upset about? Well let me remind you of a mass killing at least 33 times smaller that I'm using to justify it!"

Masterful political instincts

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 55 points 4 months ago (4 children)

And even though it's twenty standard deviations from the Overton window: let's be reminded that the IOF killed half of them in their hysterical fury at being retaliated against

[–] miz@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

with ~1000 vehicles totally burned out hellfire-missile style trying to return to gaza and the IOF firing tank shells into houses with hostages I think it was more than half

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It would be nice for someone to lift a finger to find out, but obviously that will never happen

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago

https://electronicintifada.net/content/how-israel-killed-hundreds-its-own-people-7-october/49216

Is about the best we'll get until the entity collapses and someone can look close

[–] miz@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

iirc the entity at first made a "car cemetery" out of them until the questions about how Hamas did all that damage with RPGs and AK-47s became inconvenient so they cut up the cars and buried them in the desert

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[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 74 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Dems are masterful failures.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 53 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Can’t wait in 2028 where democrats insist on literally bowing in worship to both republicans and white men so as “not to alienate ordinary Americans.”

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They gotta do it, it's the only way to pass progressive policy! pete

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

It's just like, they yell at us constantly and then they anoint someone who gets up in front of the world and says shit like this. There's nothing we could possibly do to them that's worse than what they do to themselves.

[–] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 67 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Genuinely Jaw dropping. I just went and watched the video because I couldn't believe it, but its just as bad as its implied. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC2-fJw4SBg, about 4 mins in if you want to hear it for yourself.

I was already prepared to vote green but I'm stunned how little they're even trying to make me have cold feet about it. I don't fucking understand it...why don't they just fucking lie like they do about everything else?!??

[–] ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net 54 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Not only fuck Palestinians, but also aren't you all so excited for my collab with notable Republican war criminal Liz Cheney?"

[–] goferking0 40 points 4 months ago

also aren't you all so excited for my collab with notable Republican war criminal Liz Cheney?

we even got her even eviler father on our side. Isn't that so cool???

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[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

they can't lie, because the zionists demand complete obedience. All public statements have to be completely supporting them or they freak the fuck out.

Look at how Israel acts when a non-binding resolution passes in the UN that condemns them but doesn't actually do anything about it. They act like it's another holocaust

[–] miz@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 67 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes all those brown people dying is tragic but can we please focus on the white people dying? That's the real tragedy jokermala

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 52 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Real "all lives matter" energy

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[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 61 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Literally "history began on October 7th, 2024." Also wouldn't be surprised if she threw a contradictory "It's a thousand year conflict, it's very nuanced."

[–] isthecumsafe@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Maybe before the No-No day. Since then they are just straight up talking about their interests. So "the barbarians have been fighting for 3 trillion years" was replaced with "that region has always been difficult."

[–] goferking0 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

this is the most important election of our lives

no why would we the ones running try to win, just vote for us or get the orange one who will do the same just louder

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not as important as continuing genocide, mind you. Good priorities, will vote again

[–] goferking0 29 points 4 months ago

but we will totally legalize weed this time for black Pell Grant recipients

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago

maybe-later-honey: “We have to give the GOP everything that they want or they’ll win the election and simply take it!”

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 46 points 4 months ago

I can't believe the person who got obliterated in an actual primary race because she is a smug moron is continuing to be a smug moron

oh wait

[–] miz@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago

she's so bad at this

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Ok I despise gambling but now I want to know how to place a bet on Trump winning

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[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago

Anyone that holds their peace and votes dem is a zero self respect sucker

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

maybe-later-honey: “but if we don’t kowtow to the GOP on Israel; we’ll AlIeNaTe ThE wOrKiNg ClAsS! Besides, what will the browns do about it? Vote Republican?”

Democrats grow a spine and stop playing into the myth that white men are the only voices that matter challenge (impossible).

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[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

they are so locked in to lose

[–] beanlover@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Zionist donations are worth more than votes, I guess.

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[–] nothx@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Israeli citizens are eligible to vote in American elections right? They send absentee ballots over there? /s

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They would be voting for Donald anyways

No joke they would lol

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