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What is the point of this little breast pocket near my left shoulder?

I have like 10 t-shirts with a tiny breast pocket right over my left nipple, and what am I supposed to put in there? I've never put fucking anything in this pocket, but it's always there with a tiny tag from whatever manufacturer made the shirt.

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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago

A copy of Mao's little red book, it's easily accessible and can be pulled out to smite liberals.

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

damn i gotta buy a copy of his book to do this now

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

Pack of smokes 🤷‍♂️

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Doubling down on this, I saw it being used for that purpose today

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

Naw, you're supposed to hold your pack of smokes in your rolled up shirtsleeve

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

It's where you keep your pens, like a true nerd. avgn

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Don't forget your pocket protector 🤓

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

pens, pencils, slide rules, notebooks. I think it's a holdover from when we used to have analog math. You can store stuff in it and access it while you're sitting at a desk or whatever without standing up. This is all conjecture I don't actually know.

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah you’d have a pocket protector, a plastic or leather pouch holding your pen/s so they wouldn’t leak on your shirt or your compass would catch. Keeps them from falling out if you bend over. Usually have a compass, pen, pencil, ruler etc depending on your job.

My parents/older family members/friends and teachers had them before everything was computers and phones.

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[-] REgon@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Related: why do baby clothes have pockets? What do they need to carry? Pretty rocks, sticks and sand of course, but whats the non-joking rationale behind giving babies pockets?

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Makes it easier to tell the back from the front, aesthetic purposes, and then baby likes to collect wood chips and stuff - in that order

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

That makes a lot of sense!

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago
[-] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

For cool truck drivers, Cigarette. For nerds, a calculator. #18wheelsmovetheworld

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

i dont drive a truck but I'd put candy in there

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

It serves an aesthetic function by way of breaking up the uniform look of the front of your shirt, giving it some nice asymmetri.
The pocket used to be bigger so you could have a little note book or a pack of ciggies or something in it, but I've noticed shirt makers often make it unuseably small now.

[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

https://youtu.be/E0ZpQADBsEo

So you can drop your phone in the toilet when you bend 90 degrees to flush

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[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I am a mailman. I keep so much shit in that pocket. Pens, markers, little thumb thimble that helps grip letters, employee id, sunglasses, cards to leave if someone isn’t home, airpod case… it’s actually a surprisingly spacious pocket lol.

Also I don’t smoke but for 90% of people who smoke who wear workwear that is the official pack of smokes pocket. In your pants pockets they get smooshed.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago
[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

its true I keep my xros 3 in there diagonally and it fits perfect. when I put the little pocket flap down you can't even tell its there

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

that's where I keep my beanis

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

I work in the woods. I keep pens, a compass, a roll of flagging, and ear plugs in those pockets.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I put my sunglasses in it (lenses in, one of the ear pieces out). It feels nicer than on top of my head or on my collar.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Pens, loose screws, cigarettes.

[-] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

i put my earphones i nthere when im not using them

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Pens, for me, usually

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

I just checked mine, it's full of rubber bands.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

The only purpose I've found is when I play card games with my friends and they ask me (for e.g.) hey ppintandclique where are your hand cards and I say huh? Handcards? Sorry, I only have pocket cards and then I take my cards out of the breast pocket

Gets a laugh every time

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I put my wallet there sometimes.

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago
[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I have one in my scrub tops! I keep my little notebook and pens and stop watch in it

[-] pooh@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I put my nicotine gum in shirt pockets.

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago
[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I put my phone in it so i can listen to tunes and podcasts without headphones

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Yeah, we did that with Mp3 players back before smart phones were a thing. CD players and cassette players were too bulky, they had to be worn on a belt, carried in a bag, carried in hand, or shoved in a pocket if you had a big enough pocket.

[-] Hexboare@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

It's a fashion design element from when the pockets would be functional.

You don't really see them on dress shirts in either the UK or the USA, can't recall which.

[-] agentblaxploitation@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Sunglasses or qtips, spare joints or cigarettes (or lighters or papers), a lil cash for cover. Keys even. A receipt

I actually hate t shirts without one, it's incredibly handy. Pocket t shirts ftw

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I think it's a hangover from the pocket watch days.

That or its for pens

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Put your phone in there, and then drop it in the toilet when you bend down to raise/lower the seat.

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