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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by viva_la_juche@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

beloved landlord

murdered over rent

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[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 117 points 1 month ago
[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 78 points 1 month ago

okay which one of you wrote this bit? step forward

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 month ago

I'd claim this for Lemmygrad but this one was obviously written by a Hexbear

[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 month ago

Can't we say it was communal use of he lathe

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Communal lathing, yeah.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago
[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

that's how you know they deserved it

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Featuring: halal grocery

[-] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Tit hair salon

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 101 points 1 month ago

Ice cold take: if you got murdered over rent, you were not beloved.

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

it's possible they got murdered by a rival landlord for not using the regional price fixing software

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 1 month ago

yea lol, its a really simple concept

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 74 points 1 month ago
[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago

"Mourns" them with a block party attended by every single one of their tenants.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago

This puts a smile on my face considering my current circumstances. I needed this. Thanks.

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hexbear celebrates loss of hated landlord allegedly murdered over rent.

crab-party hexcrab-party sicko-jammin

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago

Make landlords afraid again

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

C-suites too

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago
[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago
[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

Love a good news day packwatch

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

White Center mourns beloved landlord reads like an Onion headline

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

You joked about Mao John Cena but the ghost of the chairman is alive and well.

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

no more half measures walter

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

The failure of journalism to capture how deeply funny of a story this is is tragic. They need to push the medium forward.

[-] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

The world got slightly better

[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Nature is healing bye

[-] D61@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

"allegedly" janet-wink

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

A landlord was killed over rent and you’re laughing? This is funny to you?

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

white center LMAOOO

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Raskolnikov did this

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago
[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 month ago

Wasn't this how crime and punishment started

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Iirc crime and punishment started off with him masturbating over how he was an uber mensch who COULD kill and he did it to prove it and stealing her valuables was an afterthought. She was also a pawnbroker not a landlord. Well probably both but pawnbroker was how i remember her relationship to Raskolnikov

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, HEXBEAR, I READ A BOOK ONCE

[-] Meh@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

How horrifying. I would never

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Y'know, I was going to say "'mourning over landlords'? sounds like crackerish activities" and then I saw the place was really called the 'White Center'. The jokes are writing themselves; somebody knock over another.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago
[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 month ago

They've got the "allegedly" in the wrong place there.

[-] Reemer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago
[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

If you think there’s any conditions that will elicit sympathy for a landlord from me we’re gonna be here awhile

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