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Sitting Pretty (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by irreticent@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world
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[-] CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world 122 points 1 month ago
[-] Boxscape 26 points 1 month ago
[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I can’t stop looking at it

It won’t let me stop looking at it

Please

[-] b3an@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah if my cat did that. I could never believe they weren’t sentient or inhabited by another entity again.

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[-] Senseless@feddit.org 58 points 1 month ago

Not sure if "Steve, we need to talk" or "I've been watching you in your sleep."

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

Where are my testicles, Steve?

[-] irreticent@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Probably both. Happy Halloween!

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

The first thought that came to mind for me was, “hello susan. You’re right on time. Please, have a seat.”

[-] Strawberry@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 month ago

looks like you have your Halloween decorations sorted

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 47 points 1 month ago

shit is gonna haunt me all night

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago
[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago
[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] flicker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Everybody check your trinkets and see which is glowing. We need an ID on this creature before initiative.

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[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

Uncanny valley effect in full

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 35 points 1 month ago

Yeah I'm straight up dying from a heart attack if I woke up and saw that.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Are you sure that's not a furry? You might have accidentally adopted a furry.

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[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 34 points 1 month ago

Soon (TM)...

img

Very soon now...

[-] WheelcharArtist@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

that actually looks kind of weird

[-] Kroxx@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago

Looks like a damn goblin puppet from labyrinth

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 30 points 1 month ago

Looks like some kind of fae. Run.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This Terry Pratchett (GNU) quote pretty much explains it (he uses the term “(Discworld) elves”, but given that Lords and Ladies is clearly based on A Midsummer's Night Dream the quote equally applies to any kind of fae, and not necessarily, for instance, to Tolkien or DnD elves):

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad.

[-] BertramDitore@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Terry Pratchett was one of a kind.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

either this is the start of an anime, and the sidekick is waiting for you to wake up....

... or you gunna die.

given it's halloween....

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Nah this is fucked.

[-] M137@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Sitting weirdly*

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"I was waiting for you"

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

"what's wrong babe? Your not in the mood ?

  • it's not that... it's the cat...
  • c'mon, he just a pet, he doesn't understand what we're doing.
  • 😺: don't mind me, I'm just sitting here."
[-] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

There's nothing pretty about this. This is straight up nightmare fuel.

Happy Halloween, I guess.

[-] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 12 points 1 month ago

We need a community for cats sitting weird

[-] irreticent@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

You should create one. The problem is finding content to fill it

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Someone edit the cats shadow to look like a demon or something

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 month ago
[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Literally perfect

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Your cat seems to be malfunctioning.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

run for your life and don't look back

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Make it stop

[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

God...if I was half that magnificent my life would have been way easier.....

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 5 points 1 month ago

As the resident cat furry I kind of have to like this

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I think this is the best post I've seen on Lemmy

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Your cat needs servicing man

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

So I get 10 years of wealth before you harvest my soul? Just sign on the dotted line? Is this ink made from blood?

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Isn't there some guy online that makes seemingly normal shorts/videos but puts weird shit like this in the background?

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Now I really hope someone has an answer because that sounds great

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