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Sorry, it's over. I'm moving onto Fungus Scene

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[-] Lerios@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

when were you when hexbear dies?

i was sat in badposting eating coffee flavor doritos when pjotr ring

‘chacha is kill’

‘lol. lmao even’

[-] Nama@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I love and hate that I will never be able to explain to people why I find this funny.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

eating chocolate-covered espresso beanis

[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Smh my head can't even find a match anymore hexbear is dead

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

It seems like everyone above 2000 ELO in Hexbear just run cookie cutter builds and play the meta strategy.

Devs please nerf shitposting and buff bit accounts

[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

NOOOOOO NOT MY SHIT POSTING BUILD. Erm sweaty you just need to bit gud amirite catgirl-smug

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Please no! We alredy nerfed dunking in the last patch. Bit accounts woupd be OP

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Speaking of matches, one of my most prized possessions is a box of matches I bought in Russia that says "Из изкры будет плама", from the spark there will be flames

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

That's right. Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy land

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

That is not dead which may eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

im swapping to frotting.gov

[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Moretankiehexbear when?

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Hexbear is dead! Long live Hexbear!

[-] asante@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

none of yall moving to Hexbear 2?
yall are missing out

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I was going to move over to MoreTankieHexbear

[-] asante@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

ooh i heard good things about them

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

We will rise from the ashes as Chexbear, a Chex Quest speed running community

[-] tocopherol@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Brought to you by Chexmix™, the Snack for the People!

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

THAT WHICH IS DEAD CAN NEVER DIE!

[-] sempersigh@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I’m headed back to MySpace

[-] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

agreed, long live chapo chat

[-] Halloweenbean@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Going to get really into beekeeping until 2030

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

That’s right, dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land!

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a polygonal bear.

this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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