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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

THIS IS NOT A REAL HEADLINE, THIS IS A BUNCH OF HEXBEAR BITS COBBLED TOGETHER FOR A LAUGH. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE MY LYING EYES OTHERWISE

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Who the fuck believes this shit

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago
[–] newmou@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Literally most people. Not sure how to get past that tbh

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I believe this means the US developed fentanyl-based weapons for some reason and needs to blame Iran for doing it first.

[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Don't know if you were alive for the Iraq War, but way too many people I'm sure.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

Another day at the consent factory. Are they doing "WMDs" again? Has this show up anywhere else?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Iran may have

there are reports that pro-Iranian militias in Iraq may have

evidence suggests Iran is

Israel feared that Hezbollah would

morshupls

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This article is based on another written by Matthew Levitt for the Combatting Terrorism Center at West Point (Tehran’s Tactical Knockout: Weaponized Pharmaceutical-Based Agents), is it possible there is a bias?

Just like chuds harping on about how deadly fentanyl is so police need to shoot drug dealers, this sounds like an excellent angle to make up to generate support for a war against Iran.

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

These articles exist to form word association between one hated thing and a geopolitical rival. Super effective on anyone who lost loved ones to fent

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Average fentanyl fan the-pigs

Average fentanyl enjoyer gigachad

[–] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Please Khamenei, hit me with the fentanyl nuke

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're just trying to game the algorithm.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Trying to build a new WMDs excuse because they know Iran doesn't have a nuke.

[–] Jew@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

If I were killed by one of these I couldn't even be mad. Just fade away blasted as hell knowing Iran is kicking Amerikkkas ass sounds like a vibe to me.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Iran isn't stupid enough to try and use fent as a bio-weapon. I don't think the writer even knows what the fuck it is. I smell that shit every other day at work. It's nasty and makes my respiratory system want to expel everything inside, but outside of a small enclosed area like a bathroom, it's not gonna do anything.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i mean you can pump a shitton through a building's ventilation system but i sure hope if Iran has cooked up a version of that, it works better. "bio-weapon" would be a perfectly orwellian description though, right? developing this thing to try to kill less people in hostage situations-->weapons of mass destruction

e: also you're allowed to use chemical weapons just not against a uniformed legal combatant under the geneva conventions, @ tear gas

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They don't have to, cops od on fent if they suspect they see white powder (or if they want some time off without using their pto)

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
[–] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

dont sound like a problem to me

[–] axont@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Breaking: Iranian scientists have developed multiclassing thus allowing soldiers to use poison attacks

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

least obvious western propaganda

Death to America

[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

wtf? This isn't real. Fent, despite the cop panic, doesn't cross the skin. If you're already shooting it into someone or aerasolising it you can just use more effective things like nerve agents. You're breaking the same treaties and doing the same warcrimes either way.

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's entirely possible that they could create transdermal fentanyl.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Poorly sourced fearmongering “news” headlines. If only there were a comm for this.

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

If I had to die, I would prefer to do it high on fent tbh, so thanks Iran.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I heard that Iran has laced the paychecks of us cops with fent, spread the word

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I swear we had a joke post about this last week

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I swear there was a cop show that had fent penetrate the skin years ago. I think blue bloods or something. i-cant

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Halloweenbean@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

We need to stop Iraq from using its wmds like they tried to do during 911.