"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"

And the obligatory, "good news everyone!"

The two I use on a regular basis:

"for no raisin"

and "Tell them I hate them."

Other ones that come out when the opportunity arises.

"Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank."

"Fifty-six!!!!"

"First one, then the other."

Shut up and keep looking apologized to.

You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Farnsworth: Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!

Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?

Farnsworth: Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.

When they're getting pulled down toward Atlanta:

How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?

Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.

Professor: Your tux doesn't fit because you stole it from a boy.

Bender: You mean a man. It was his Bar Mitzvah.

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Bender: "So people will actually pay money to find love...? I have an idea, an idea so genius...." gavel sounds "Stupid anti-pimping laws!"

Wait, I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.

If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello".

"You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music'

"I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and shut off the stereo."

🎵We're whalers on the moon,

We carry a harpoon,

But there ain't no whales,

So we tell tall tales,

And sing this whalin' tune! 🎵

"If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"

Thus global warming was solved, once and for all.
But....
Once And For All.

Good news! It's a suppository!

Don't you worry about Planet Express

Let me worry about blank.

My only regret is that I have boneitis

“Hahahaha”

Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.

“HAHAHAHA”

Its actually from that same scene; "NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!!!" I often say "for no raisin!!!" in my daily life. :)

“We know nothing about their history, their language, or what they look like, but we can assume this: they stand for everything that we don’t stand for. And also, they told me you guys look like dorks.”

"What are those disgusting creatures?"

"Those are the Grungalungas."

"Tell them i hate them."

(destructive noises) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys, do something! Satan, you owe me!

They say the key to any successful battle is the element of surprise. SURPRISE!

My absolute favorite: You win again, gravity!

"If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kiff?"
―Zapp

"[Sigh] "Sexlexia""
―Kiff

To shreds, you say..

Well, how's his wife holding up? To shreds, you say...

So, there's an infinite number of parallel universes?

No... just the two...

"I'm having one of those things! You know? A headache with pictures"

"... An idea?"

No I'm... doesn't!

“They’re like sex except I’m having them”.

Tie between:

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome

angry muttering as the PES flies away

and

Well Susie, it isn't foreigners, it's global warming

Gwabu wabu?

Uh, sure...

I'll start my own amusement park with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack.

• I don't know what to do! Should I eat more butter?!
• This is the worst part: the calm before the battle...oh wait! I forgot about the battle!
• Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. Those men are the bravest of all...
• Please, gentlemen, we've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
• That wasn't cowardice!
• No, Scruffy, it's me, Washbucket! I love you, Scruffy! I've always loved you!
• Now open your mouth...No not that one. Your other mouth.

When you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Not exactly an iconic line, but I love the delivery:

"Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?"

Fry: "I've... not heard of them."

Futurama's great for nerdy science gags, social satire, and pop culture spoofs, but its best jokes are always uniquely stupid twists of language like this.

Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!

I can wire anything directly into anything! I'M THE PROFESSOR!

My absolute favorite line is, "Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun."

That same episode also gave us the phrase, "a partially barfed-up heart," which is a phrase I can't even type here without laughing.

There's not a restaurant built that I can't fly - Zap Brannigan

"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"

"What really killed the dinosaurs?" " ME!!! "

"But you're better than normal! You're abnormal!"

My lead pipe hurts.

Old lady: Like I always say, live fast and die young Bender: You should say something else

The one I use most often: "I've heard worse excuses to drink".