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uncle chapo where do baby carrots come from? ๐ฏ
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Open this when you're older
lmfao
How is babby carrot formed. How is babby carrot formed. How does carrot get pregernant?
they need to do way instain farmer> who kill thier carrots
Because these babby carrot cant frigth back?
It was on the news this mroning, a farmer in ar who had killed her three carrot.
i am truley sorry for your crops
carrot orphanage nobody misses them :(
They take regular carrots out in the cold and they shrink down 
like benjamin butt on!
does it hurt when they shrink?
edit: maybe they were just put in a pool
Planet Vegeta, duh
Well, son, it's time you learn about the birds and the bees and industrial agriculture. Industrial agriculture plants the carrot seeds, the bees pollinate the carrots to make them grow tasty, and the birds are scared off, so they don't eat the babies.
i thought the bees fucked the birds or something
is the industrial seed planting what they call foreplay?
fucked
Where'd you learn that, some librul arts school? Sex is strictly verboten here on the 'bear
is the industrial seed planting what they call foreplay?
Yes and no. We can talk about this more when you're older, but right now you're just too young.
idk don't ask me >.>
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They come from baby fields and they are farmed by baby farmers
carrot store
You skin a carrot alive and it creates new carrots for you to eat. Fun fact this is how all babies are made
I didn't want to know!! 
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