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[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 68 points 7 months ago (2 children)

God creating a spine with planned obsolescence sicko-jammin

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

God is a transhumanist confirmed? pog

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact! All mammals have a nerve that starts off in the upper neck, goes down the neck, loops through an artery, and then goes back up. It doesn’t connect to anything on the way, it’s just the path it follows.

In giraffes, this means this nerve goes two meters out of its way. The reason it does this is because back when we had gills, it was a straight line.

As gills gave way for a heart and lungs, things got a bit tangled. But it’s always easier to make the nerve a little bit longer and keep it looping like that than to actually undo it, because with evolution every step has to be as good or better at surviving than the last.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not even surviving. Just living long enough that you can create and raise the next generation

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Survival of the ~~fittest~~ good enough

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

survival of the fuckest

[–] lost_in_time@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

These people think evolution says things were shaped chance. It's the opposite: evolution says things were shaped by necessity. That's the main misconception they have.

[–] geese_feces@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago (3 children)

God's an asshole and I'm glad he's dead.

I believe that God was real but then he came to earth and humans killed him; and its good that they killed him when they had the chance, he deserved it.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

Klingons approve this message

[–] lost_in_time@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

Yes your Holiness this comment right here

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Either an asshole or not all powerful, has to be one

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

my asshole is all powerful

[–] this_dude_eating_beans@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Had an old boss that tried to convince us intelligent design was real and compared the human body to a car. "The car is a perfectly designed machine with each part working in sync with each other. It's incredibly efficient just like the human body."

The irony wasn't lost on me as my car was broken down and I had to take an uber or ride to work with another co worker because i couldnt afford to get it fixed because they didn't pay me enough, and my back was in pain from standing on my feet for 8 hours. But yeah, man cool

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago

My knees thoroughly disagree

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

God is clearly an American Urban planner. Who else who puts a waste disposal system in the middle of a recreational zone?

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Some people want to have fun in the waste disposal too

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

At least he's not an architect who decided to put an artificial skislope on top of a waste disposal facility, ignoring the pressure vents that go on top of those facilities and thus risking boiling people alive.

This was a subtweet about BIG group. I hate their projects ever since I experienced them in NYC

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why is there a garlic clove in my leg?

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

To bring out the flavor.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What is the "living god", that's some new lingo I ain't never heard before from fundies.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's a classic anti-catholic jab from protestants. Catholic Jesus is permanently on the cross, dying/'dead' while protestant jesus is off the cross and resurrected thus 'living'

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I don't follow this shit so I wouldn't know lol

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Wait, so Catholics believe Jesus is in a perpetual state of suffering while also existing as the Father and the Holy Spirit?

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's more that during the reformation everyone was publishing leaflets about how everyone they disagreed with was actually worshipping the devil so they came up with actually really inane divisions like kinds of iconography and worked backwards from there to develop brand new theology on the fly to justify the insane things they published. For most people 'guy on the cross' just equals 'be thankful that's not me' but when some Luther fanboy writes a pamphlet about how catholics love to see jesus suffer eternally because they're satanists you end up inventing new theology to say 'no, actually jesus's sacrifice is eternal and you just don't get it like I do'

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

It's more that during the reformation everyone was publishing leaflets about how everyone they disagreed with was actually worshipping the devil

Reformation culture war was not too different huh

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

No, he's resurrected and ascended to heaven, so I guess they're mad about the symbol of the crucified jesus? Idk I only have catholic brainworms not protestant ones

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't follow this shit

Now I'm imagining religion as a spectator sport like philosophy football

"I've got $50 on the Presbyterians this weekend"

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[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

Why, because it's so prone to injuries?

[–] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

i don't think it was designed intentionally by some anthropomorphic creator but it's pretty good for a vessel that can operate in such a variety of earth's climates doing such a variety of different tasks without ever getting ready-made replacement parts. amazing self-healing capabilities for minor damage and wear, sure a lot of other animals might be tougher but humans are pretty good for such a versatile dex/int style build. we have more of a learning curve than other animals for operating this vessel i guess, but thats just because of our multipurpose brains. if there is a god he is clearly just a huge standing desk and squat toilet kind of guy, or he wants us to laze around and nap more instead of sitting straight up in chairs and standing all day.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thank you Lord for giving me this body which at any moment could just spontaneously develop cancer, who wants to live and not die a horrible death anyway 🙏

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[–] MarxGuns@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

If
A) God designed the human body
and if
B) Capitalism best aligns with human existence
then the human body is designed to meet the challenges of rigorous competition. But the human body seems to operate the best in a highly cooperative environment. A contradiction! So either A is false, B is false, or A and B are false.
(It’s been more than a decade since I took a class on rhetorical logic so I probably got the form wrong.)

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Feet are just fucked up hands. I could do so much better than god.

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

lmao why would you pick knees our knees suck. Probably because we started walking on two legs only a couple million years ago. Most knee injuries happen just from doing normal knee things like walking or running in a straight line. Bro who designs the mcl like that? Was God high?

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

It is a terrible thing to fall into the hands of the living God.