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[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Is the civil war still going on there?

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

yeah they still got Captain America: Civil War in theaters, but only in the Bajookaneese dub

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Brongulus is heart of Central Bajookie!

[-] machiabelly@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

THERE IS NO CENTRAL BAJOOKIE WITHOUT BRONGULUS :brongulite-shining:

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I remember my time there. I heard its beautiful this time of year. I was there during the rainy season, and we couldnt leave our hotel to see the Singing Mountains of Blokeada. At least my business deal with a local soup dealer went well. The local cuisine is famous for its soup—my favorite is the Blue Onion soup.

What soups have you tried while there ?

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago
[-] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

I'm actually 1/16th Bajook, my great gramadjur was a Bakookie princess

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

I hope you didn't just go to Central Bajookie because you really haven't gotten the true experience unless you also got the chance to swing by Central Bajookie

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Nah, I swung by South Bajookie while I was there. It was one of the best parts of the trip right up until I got arrested for violating Empress Bajookina's No Water Wednesday decree

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

What is the main street food in Brongulus

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago
[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Oh wow that sounds delicious

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Uncritical support to the freedom fighters of occupied Glorpia, death to the "north bajook" occupiers

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Ah, yes

Home of the Pizookie

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Is this where they're hiding Andy Kaufman?

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

if they are then they hid him pretty well there because i sure didn't see him

My Bajookaneese immigrant parents react to the Kardashians. hillgasm carlin-pog

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

This reminds me of those maps of imaginary places they use in standardized tests

I always liked those maps

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

I don't know why, and I'm usually not a big flag person, but that flag is really doing it for me. It's a really nice design

[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

I think it is the complementary colors instead of co trading colors. It makes the flag less useful for tradional flag activities. Howver I don't think we need to worry over much about using them to identify armies at a distance since we invented electricity.

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I learnt a little bit of Bajook before going and people really appreciated because usually foreigners just expect everyone to speak English. Also if you haven't had typical Brongul spicy buckwheet noodles you haven't lived

[-] machiabelly@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Bro I need some spicy buckwheat noodles in my life

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

South Bajookie AKA my butthole

[-] curmudgeonthefrog@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Oh yeah i think i played this one, i had to collect jiggies and they transformed me into a washing machine

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