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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What is the main street food in Brongulus

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Oh wow that sounds delicious

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

I'm actually 1/16th Bajook, my great gramadjur was a Bakookie princess

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hope you didn't just go to Central Bajookie because you really haven't gotten the true experience unless you also got the chance to swing by Central Bajookie

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Nah, I swung by South Bajookie while I was there. It was one of the best parts of the trip right up until I got arrested for violating Empress Bajookina's No Water Wednesday decree

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is the civil war still going on there?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

yeah they still got Captain America: Civil War in theaters, but only in the Bajookaneese dub

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Brongulus is heart of Central Bajookie!

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

THERE IS NO CENTRAL BAJOOKIE WITHOUT BRONGULUS :brongulite-shining:

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Uncritical support to the freedom fighters of occupied Glorpia, death to the "north bajook" occupiers

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Ah, yes

Home of the Pizookie

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is this where they're hiding Andy Kaufman?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

if they are then they hid him pretty well there because i sure didn't see him

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

This reminds me of those maps of imaginary places they use in standardized tests

I always liked those maps

My Bajookaneese immigrant parents react to the Kardashians. hillgasm carlin-pog

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know why, and I'm usually not a big flag person, but that flag is really doing it for me. It's a really nice design

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I think it is the complementary colors instead of co trading colors. It makes the flag less useful for tradional flag activities. Howver I don't think we need to worry over much about using them to identify armies at a distance since we invented electricity.

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I learnt a little bit of Bajook before going and people really appreciated because usually foreigners just expect everyone to speak English. Also if you haven't had typical Brongul spicy buckwheet noodles you haven't lived

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Bro I need some spicy buckwheat noodles in my life

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

South Bajookie AKA my butthole

[–] curmudgeonthefrog@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah i think i played this one, i had to collect jiggies and they transformed me into a washing machine