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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 285 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] steventhedev@lemmy.world 185 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jeans

(portmanteau of jeans and beans)

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

It always ends with trains...

WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD???

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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (18 children)

It’s not fair, you’re baiting us

(I literally just thought to myself “found the vegan” before reading your username)

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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

i humger HAHA

[–] IlIllIIIllIlIlIIlI@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I need to see this with 200 upvotes.

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[–] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I love how this is the first thing I see and was well over 200 likes

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

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[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 125 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I almost thought it was gonna be the same person...

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's prudent to have a backup egg in case one breaks.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What if it breaks because it collides with the backup?

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[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

Howtobasic unmasked.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

Step 1: be attractive

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago

Sounds like someone can check "date an abusive person" of their life checklist

[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder why she gets so many likes ( Y )

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This guy got just as many and he's not even sexy text.

https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/14831208

Maybe it's not the boobs afterall.

[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, I do have boobs. They're invoking upvote magic even when hidden.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And you dated this person why?

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

how else can anyone afford to live

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sell pictures of your feet on the Internet.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You would not believe how saturated that market is. Seriously, you cannot just sell feet pics with no effort, that shit takes dedication, skill & no small amount of luck. The percentage of women who are willing to trade large sums of money for pics of their feet is almost 100%.

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What's the market for men's feet looking like?

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I love that you went to the effort to make this

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[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Probably because she liked him.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

That's when you break up with him, he sounds unhinged and potentially dangerous

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[–] atocci@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Eggg with three g's

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