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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[โ€“] Rojo27@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

CEOs don't wear bulletproof vests.

[โ€“] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

they wear a moral vest ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ

[โ€“] micnd90@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess we learn that campaigning with Liz Cheney in Michigan was a bad idea

[โ€“] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Jen O'Malley Dillon, David Plouffe, and Stephanie Cutter definitely did not learn this

[โ€“] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Whatever the fuck it was, we know not to do it again.

[โ€“] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Stalin shouldn't have stopped at Berlin.

[โ€“] blight@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

i didnโ€™t learn shit, iโ€™m just here for beanis

[โ€“] peeonyou@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

don't do it again, whatever the fuck we did

[โ€“] Thordros@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I learned that I was rushing, not dragging.

That sometimes, Assad really must go sicko-wistful

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I AIN'T LEARNED SHIT

do not post

[โ€“] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[โ€“] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

A language arts class in elementary school had a basket of questions that we would draw from. I always liked to rummage around blindly for the shortest one because I knew the only question that length was "What did you learn?" and answering that instead of the more straightforward questions would get on the other kids' nerves