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“P-please buy our game with LGBT characters”

“STFU damn woke leftists think they can tell me what to do”

إِلَهَ إِلَّا الله

“YES SIR! Glory to the resistance and death to the Zionist entity 🫡”

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 62 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Whether pro or anti is unclear

Also I looked through the approved "not woke" games and they're all stuff I've never heard of lmao

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This fascist has the highest scores for critical thinking. No one will ever find a fascist as quick as this one ever again.

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

They didn't play the game. Harry, after thinking about it for 8 hours, definitely concluded that he is not a homosexual. A conclusive and final conclusion that will stand the test of time.

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 51 points 2 weeks ago

I'm still convinced this is a bit. It's just so silly it can't not be.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 48 points 2 weeks ago

Never underestimate the fact that people can be very, very dim

Like all of the Christians who've been listening to that remix of Madonna's Like a Prayer because they think it's a religious song

I still remember when that song first came out and they wanted to skin her

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago

Or take me to church which is about a subby bottom but was taken as fantastically literal by some evangelical christians for the chorus alone

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

If i knew someone who took that woke game list and it's contents/woke DEI killing vidya nonsense seriously I'd just avoid them. That's so unhinged.

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

I like to apply Hanlon's razor in reverse.

Never attribute stupidity that which can be adequately explained with malice.

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 50 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 52 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

most alien characters and fauna are not sexually dimorphous

YOU FUCKING MORONS MOST LIFEFORMS ARE NOT SEXUALLY DIMORPHIC IN REAL LIFE. MOST OF LIFE COMPRISES ORGANISMS THAT DON'T EVEN SEXUALLY REPRODUCE. STOP BASTARDISING SCIENCE TO SUIT YOUR BIGOTRY YOU DUMB FUCKS.

Cough sorry. Pet peeve.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago

drinking bleach to purge the WOKE bacteria in my stomach that reproduce asexually 😤

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

I got super mad at that too. Bio troofers fucking suck at knowing basic biology. I'm just someone who likes animals a lot and learned a good bit of natural science cause it's fun and also it's just good to know what's going on in.the world and that includes what animals are up to. They're also doing shit, and it's usually really cool. Losing my train of thought but I really hate this arrogant behavior masquerading as knowing what you're talking about. Information is at your fingertips, you could literally research just the point you're trying to make before posting to make sure you're not full of shit. It's pretty easy.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

real life is woke? guess they should follow their leader

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

ain't nothin wrong with wanting some Gek tiddies

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

the procedural alien generation doesn't consistently generate big mommy milkers. woke. woke! WOKE!!!

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

The FAUNA ISN'T SEXUALLY DIMORPHOUS? WHOEVER WROTE THIS NEEDS TO BE KIDNAPPED AND BROUGHT TO ME SO I CAN SHOW THEM PICTURES OF BUGS AND FISH AND HE CAN GUESS THEIR GENDER. Unless you know what the fuck to look for telling the sex of different animals can be really fucking hard. And that's the animals on earth. Aliens are aliens. Not only is this severely anthropomorphic idea of sexual dimorphism which is I'm gonna take a big leap here and say is almost certainly not based to this poster in any anthropology or evolutionary biology but fairly recent cultural norms they've confused for such. And then also decides it's a good idea to apply this to alien animals.

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Subtle DEI messaging in Skyrim agony-shivering

[-] lorty@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

Hermafrodite species are woke

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 40 points 2 weeks ago

Grand Theft Auto IV: The Complete Edition

Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Multiple LGBTQ+ minor npcs. The Ballad of Gay Tony dlc features a gay couple.

It's not so subtly, Niko literally beats a homophobic to death for messing with his gay childhood friend, and Niko spends a lot of time with Florian/Bernie, he even goes to Roman's marriage.

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

how do they rate solitaire

[-] buh@hexbear.net 64 points 2 weeks ago

WOKE: there is a female character (queen) with a higher rank than one of the male characters (jack). Also there are two black factions but ZERO white ones.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago

Woke is when barista have pink hair and she kisses other girl, DUH.

[-] sourcery@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago

Damn even vice city is too woke for them.

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

How is Vice City woke? Because it makes fun of 1980's conservatives?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City – The Definitive Edition

Woke

Contains overtly Woke messaging. Multiple VCPR shows feature exaggerated versions of right-wingers who are made to seem ridiculous and ridiculed. No show features exaggerated versions of left-wingers.

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

VC literally mocks transvestite people, they portray Haitians as gang members and hostile people who trick the player into helping them.

[-] klisurovi4@midwest.social 22 points 2 weeks ago

Come on man, you can't just not leave a link.

[-] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

Heya go

Apparently this website itself is unrelated to the actual group and is just putting this out as a bit.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Lol. Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 is woke because there are to many POC presets in the character creator.

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

You can be a plane of color?

[-] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

The Nazi to islamist pipeline is small but it is real.

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

You should see some of the telegram channels that are run by Lebanese folks. Interesting brainworms on display over there

[-] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I’d hesitate to say “Nazi” per se (correct me if I’m wrong) but tate-fear qualifies as a general RW dipshit

[-] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Cant tell what exactly passes for “DEI” since plenty of “non-woke” games listed have black characters.

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

keep black sushi chef out of my games

[-] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yo, this might actually be a good list, if you sort by wokest (best). Thanks :)

Edit: I thought it had ranking or something, but it only has 3 categories. I should have expacted that they couldn't even make a proper list...

bwohoho, I love how historical realism isn't when a German with a Cei Rigotti saves someone from death by stabbing them in the eye after they got got by an American sniper using a General Liu, it's Algerians.

Ignoring critical support for anti-agentskin aktion, this is comically chuddy to call Russian Slur Simulator 2012 woke for wahmen

[-] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Crystal Project is so good it's crazy.

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