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“P-please buy our game with LGBT characters”

“STFU damn woke leftists think they can tell me what to do”

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“YES SIR! Glory to the resistance and death to the Zionist entity 🫡”

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[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 51 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm still convinced this is a bit. It's just so silly it can't not be.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 48 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Never underestimate the fact that people can be very, very dim

Like all of the Christians who've been listening to that remix of Madonna's Like a Prayer because they think it's a religious song

I still remember when that song first came out and they wanted to skin her

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

Or take me to church which is about a subby bottom but was taken as fantastically literal by some evangelical christians for the chorus alone

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

If i knew someone who took that woke game list and it's contents/woke DEI killing vidya nonsense seriously I'd just avoid them. That's so unhinged.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

I like to apply Hanlon's razor in reverse.

Never attribute stupidity that which can be adequately explained with malice.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 50 points 6 months ago (5 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

the procedural alien generation doesn't consistently generate big mommy milkers. woke. woke! WOKE!!!

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

The FAUNA ISN'T SEXUALLY DIMORPHOUS? WHOEVER WROTE THIS NEEDS TO BE KIDNAPPED AND BROUGHT TO ME SO I CAN SHOW THEM PICTURES OF BUGS AND FISH AND HE CAN GUESS THEIR GENDER. Unless you know what the fuck to look for telling the sex of different animals can be really fucking hard. And that's the animals on earth. Aliens are aliens. Not only is this severely anthropomorphic idea of sexual dimorphism which is I'm gonna take a big leap here and say is almost certainly not based to this poster in any anthropology or evolutionary biology but fairly recent cultural norms they've confused for such. And then also decides it's a good idea to apply this to alien animals.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Subtle DEI messaging in Skyrim agony-shivering

[–] lorty@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 6 months ago

Hermafrodite species are woke

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago

Grand Theft Auto IV: The Complete Edition

Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Multiple LGBTQ+ minor npcs. The Ballad of Gay Tony dlc features a gay couple.

It's not so subtly, Niko literally beats a homophobic to death for messing with his gay childhood friend, and Niko spends a lot of time with Florian/Bernie, he even goes to Roman's marriage.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

how do they rate solitaire

[–] buh@hexbear.net 64 points 6 months ago

WOKE: there is a female character (queen) with a higher rank than one of the male characters (jack). Also there are two black factions but ZERO white ones.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

Woke is when barista have pink hair and she kisses other girl, DUH.

[–] sourcery@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Damn even vice city is too woke for them.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How is Vice City woke? Because it makes fun of 1980's conservatives?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City – The Definitive Edition

Woke

Contains overtly Woke messaging. Multiple VCPR shows feature exaggerated versions of right-wingers who are made to seem ridiculous and ridiculed. No show features exaggerated versions of left-wingers.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

VC literally mocks transvestite people, they portray Haitians as gang members and hostile people who trick the player into helping them.

[–] klisurovi4@midwest.social 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Come on man, you can't just not leave a link.

[–] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Heya go

Apparently this website itself is unrelated to the actual group and is just putting this out as a bit.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lol. Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 is woke because there are to many POC presets in the character creator.

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

You can be a plane of color?

[–] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The Nazi to islamist pipeline is small but it is real.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago

You should see some of the telegram channels that are run by Lebanese folks. Interesting brainworms on display over there

[–] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

I’d hesitate to say “Nazi” per se (correct me if I’m wrong) but tate-fear qualifies as a general RW dipshit

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 6 months ago

keep black sushi chef out of my games

[–] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Cant tell what exactly passes for “DEI” since plenty of “non-woke” games listed have black characters.

[–] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yo, this might actually be a good list, if you sort by wokest (best). Thanks :)

Edit: I thought it had ranking or something, but it only has 3 categories. I should have expacted that they couldn't even make a proper list...

bwohoho, I love how historical realism isn't when a German with a Cei Rigotti saves someone from death by stabbing them in the eye after they got got by an American sniper using a General Liu, it's Algerians.

Ignoring critical support for anti-agentskin aktion, this is comically chuddy to call Russian Slur Simulator 2012 woke for wahmen

[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago

Crystal Project is so good it's crazy.