askchapo

I have many, because I am bad at reacting. Here is two of them.

me in this thread

trick question, that's all the images I have saved (but here's some of the ones I had on my phone specifically)

spoiler

Can I get an F in the chat?

this one does actually come up but in case anyone needs it

Also

here's a few

for when some liberal starts spouting bullshit

I have a bunch!

Also have a lot of Apus, but avoid posting them because of their association with the alt-right. Anyone who doesn't know I'm not a chud might think I am if I post them. Generally, I keep them for my own amusement.

Of my 300 deep folder of reaction images I have probably only ever used a third of them.

Me when I'm changing a diaper

Translating Chinese memes to help me learn Chinese:

当我喂了我的猫之后

Dāng wŏ - when I

wèi le - fed (喂 means to feed. But if you say it like wéi it means "hey" and is used on the phone as a greeting)

wŏ de māo - my cat (的 indicates possession)

zhīhòu - later/after

一会见臭傻逼

Yīhuì jiàn - see you later (一会 means "a moment" or "a while". 见 - like in 再见, zàijiàn, goodbye - literally means "to see" or "meet with". So "see in a while")

chòu - means "stinking", "disgraceful", "bad"

shăbī - a curse word that is misogynistic (which is probably why it's now censored in the OP - well not in the thumbnail, but when you expand the picture, apparently). 傻 means "stupid" and 逼 is a verb meaning "to press" or figuratively "to extort". But! That bī is not the bī that is originally used in the phrase. The correct bī is 屄 which is a swear word for vagina. So, the bī used here is a homophone that was possibly used to avoid censorship, but has since taken on the meaning of the original in this context. It is also abbreviated SB sometimes.

Not so much a meme, but a snafu I really like.

Uhh, dickhead isn't the most accurate translation for "{臭傻逼|chòu shǎ bì}"