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[–] HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth 100 points 1 month ago

The level of incels energy in that picture could power a city for hundreds of years

[–] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Alpha" as in alpha software: buggy, not fit for release, a poor first approximation of useful, error-prone, almost certain to fail at the desired task, etc…

[–] im_john_here@programming.dev 57 points 1 month ago

Is this DOGE??

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this Elon's DOGE team I heard so much about?

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't be, at least one of Elon's little boys has broccoli hair.

[–] guaraguaito@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

What a bunch of fucking dorks

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have more pubes on the back of my ballsack than everyone in this picture has in total.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

weird flex but ok

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

alpha male

Oh right, furries.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or just requiring a specific type of argument in Deus Ex.

[–] Ascrod@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My masculinity is augmented.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

obligatory reminder that even the man that coined the term alpha male has relized he was fucking wrong, but the worst of humanity just fell in love with the concept and wont let it die

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 month ago

Women have a different sort of mind than men do. Oh, uh, and men who disagree with me also have that different sort of mind.

maybe the real split in types of brains is between gender essentialists and everyone else...

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Tbh. the poster is probably one of those kids in the photo. I am not surprised that a immature kid writes immature posts. I am so glad there were no social media when I was 14 because I was fucking feral. God the cringe I would have to wade through to scrub that shit.

[–] Nunar@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I've seen incel and I've seen incels, but these are the incelliest bunch of incels that ever incelled.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is......is that you in that pic? Or a general visual representation that could accurately give the impression of you?

......because those guys look like dweebs.

Yeah, that's right. I'm bringing dweeb back. Nerds and dorks are actually kinda cool, I like them a lot. But these guys? Total dweebs! 80s vernacular is back, baby! Hasta la vista!

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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

imagine pairing ties like that

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

There can only be one alpha in a pack, cubs. Sit the fuck down.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

This picture should be labeled, Summers Eve, the douche level was so high. 😂

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

These guys all look like they're 14-15 years old. Very manly and mature.

[–] suburban_hillbilly@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

Seems like they nailed the second half. Is this not what everyone else is picturing any time someone earnestly attempts to describe themselves as alpha?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't physically cringe often but man this actually did it

[–] qbus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It was so nice of them to have the femboy who decided a striped tie and a gray suit was alpha /s

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

"Alpha" is right, those "men" barely work and are full of mistakes and ideas that will go nowhere.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

They look like they could be completely devastated by a single teenage girl laughing at them.

[–] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are you guys making fun of middle schoolers?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] synae 3 points 1 month ago

We're all the same skill level, jerry!

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[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

That's gotta be sarcastic right?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Oof. This is gonna resurface later and keep them up at night.

[–] pappabosley@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

So harsh that he would call me out for not being able to comprehend the concept of zero

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Fuckin mods.

[–] mrcleanup@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Funny thing, only betas actually talk like this.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'm sure that sound was just the panties wooshing past.

[–] anachronist@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

"I'm I so repulsive? No, it's the women who are wrong!"

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought you weren't supposed to take pictures inside the DC Metro.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

From a hillbilly from rural Ohio, the DC Metro is magic. Truly. I was in awe of it.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I could imagine that being the case, but I live in the area and I've never heard that.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Oh, I guess I was wrong about that.

I acquired that bit of faulty information a long time ago, so maybe it was different close after 9/11? Or it was just never really true in the first place?

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[–] vividkitten@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

The amount of pocket sand in this photo could fill an hourglass

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

They cropped the pic so you can't see that each one is standing on his dad's wallet.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Six faces, each more like a slapped ass than the next. May God forgive their mothers.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

I had no idea that the "tiny dick club" was still meeting in the subways. I thought we evicted them. Alpha = Loser

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

How’s that working out for ya?

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