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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I need incomprehensible posts. I need posts that are poems about slop. I need the phrase "McDonald's Sprite" repeated 33 times. I need this weed to stop doing whatever it's doing rn

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[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I need this weed to stop doing whatever it's doing rn

downbear fuck that

stalin-smokin smoke through it

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Your so right I'm so much higher notjw

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about Burger King Foot Lettuce?

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As long as the Burger King is not lionized

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Burger King of the Jungle

[–] dRLY@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper Junior, Double, Triple Whopper Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers I rule this day Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup It's okay if I don't want that Impossible or bacon Whopper Any Whopper my way

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
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[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

zOMG teh benais