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[-] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 72 points 11 months ago

It looks like some high school kids made it in shop class after they learned how to bend sheet metal.

[-] ElRenosaurusReg@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago

You're not even joking.

Back in the early 2010's my engineering team in HS built an electric Hummer, looks basically the same as a cyber truck but with more diamond plate.

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[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 69 points 11 months ago

tolerances aside this thing looks like complete shit

[-] SkibidiToiletFanAcct@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

It's ugly and aggressive like a G-wagon. It's gonna be a suburban status symbol like a Hummer or Gladiator, not a work vehicle becaue turns out, there is barely a market for armored pickup. Maybe it's musk's Boer DNA that inspired this though. He should ask his South African friend if he can license the anti-carjacking flamethrower from them.

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[-] Budwig_v_1337hoven@hexbear.net 64 points 11 months ago

Flat panels are the easiest to model and render

they gotta be the easiest to manufacture too, right?

[-] skunk@lemmy.ml 53 points 11 months ago

They lack rigidity in flat areas from the lack of contouring, so need to use a thicker gauge material to to keep panels stiff. You can even see the unintended curvature in the door panels

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 57 points 11 months ago

Elon Musk wondering why engineers use arches in construction and concluding it's because they're old-fashioned fuddy duddies

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[-] Budwig_v_1337hoven@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago

Yea, and also, like - the human eye is incredibly good at noticing any deviation from perfectly flat, especially if you're talking about a semi-reflective bare-metal surface. Any little imperfection will immediately draw your eye because light bounces off it weird. There's a reason every car manufacturer ever only evokes the sense of flatness, but usually incorporates some more complex bends, light lines, stuff that both serves stability functions, helps when the panel will inevitably contract or extend due to thermal differences annnnd makes you not see little imperfections in the geometry as easily.

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[-] balloflearning@midwest.social 63 points 11 months ago

Wonder how blinding this thing will be when driving behind it while the sun is shining.

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh fuck, I hadn’t thought of that before. It’s like a lifted truck with a chrome bumper at eye level (I drive an affordable sedan), but it’s the whole fucking thing.

Maybe the accidentally convex side panels will start fires.

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[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

It's going to be a road hazard and I imagine (hope) people will start vandalizing them

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[-] girl@lemm.ee 60 points 11 months ago

the single ugliest car I have ever seen. my FIL showed me a picture when it was first revealed and I burst out laughing at the 90’s video game car. he was very disgruntled, turned out he actually liked it lol

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[-] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 58 points 11 months ago

Finally, after all these years I've wasted staring at stainless steel refrigerator just thinking "I wish I could crush a family of pedestrians with this"

[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 55 points 11 months ago

I think they chose the design because they thought piecing together and welding flat panels would be cheaper/faster than a curved fiberglass/carbon fiber body.

But it just looks like something someone made in their backyard. Like when a dad buys a Harbor Freight welder to make their kid a little play car. It looks like it's going to rust and cut the shit out of me.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

They chose the design because Elon Musk is a child and wanted to have a car from Bladerunner and then the engineers had to cobble something feasible out of Musk's stupid demands

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[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 53 points 11 months ago

TFW you can't get the fillet tool on FreeCAD to cooperate so you just make everything with sharp edges.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 52 points 11 months ago

At this point, I think comparing it to the Homer is a disservice to the Homer

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 51 points 11 months ago

Stop trying to reinvent the pickup truck. Its form was mastered decades ago by the kei truck

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[-] Budwig_v_1337hoven@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago

Listen, maybe I just want every single part of my car to be a slightly differently oriented fun-house mirror, ok

[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago

this dumbass tin box is the car equivalent of the titan sub

[-] neo@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

I'm looking forward to the inexplicable pressure implosion at 1 atm

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago

the shape makes no sense, it reduces the space in the back for no reason.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 62 points 11 months ago

it's kind of approaching the ideal "truck" for the average american, which is to say, the bed exists only for vanity not for putting things in

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

He's got a solar panel on the back that will definitely generate enough electricity to power the vehicle, yes sure. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just a hater.

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[-] JohnBrownsDream@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago

I too like to build my cars out of parts acquired at Home Depot

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[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago

Anyone who buys one of these deserves the imminent auto-pilot-induced lithium fire wreck they can't escape.

[-] NailBunny@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

Absolutely touching of Elon Musk to make some 6 year old boy's dreams come true by bringing his truck designs to life 🖤

[-] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

Damn that's ugly.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

Look at those G A P S.

[-] JohnBrownsDream@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

Behold another recent collection of photos showcasing a proclivity for gaps and readiness to look absolutely filthy.

At (a rumored) $50k-100k this really is the bazingamobile par excellence.

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[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

So it will slit your throat as well when it runs you over?

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

Also if that's untreated sheet metal, which it sure looks like and has duct tape on it so wouldn't surprise me, you'll actually be able to hear the salt eating holes in your vehicle in real time in the winter.

[-] Efwis@lemmy.zip 30 points 11 months ago

What really makes it funny though, is it’s on a flatbed gas powered truck

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

If you click the link it's actually a Tesla semi, not to do melon-musk apologia

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

this looks awful lmao, looks like itll look perpetually dirty af

[-] edge@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

I wonder if that duct tape came from the factory.

Actually, of course it did.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

I thought the Riven looked goofy, but this is so much worse.

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[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

is that rear panel oxidizing??

[-] very_poggers_gay@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

So any imperfection in the metal (e.g., poor manufacturing; dings, dents, chips, etc.) will be super blaringly obvious on these trucks, right? Like, maybe they'll look 'good' during their first week or when you're in light that doesn't produce hard shadows or reflections, but it's gotta be a steep and almost immediate decline thereafter?

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[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

This is just the car that every kid makes their first time using Google Sketch-up or whatever it's called

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[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Very lukewarm take but holy shit is the cybertruck the ugliest vehicle ever made, doesn't even have an aesthetic in a bazinga way.

[-] mythosync@lemm.ee 25 points 11 months ago

No way this is real, is that duct tape on the driver side fender??

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

They've rolled a duct taped prototype out to a car expo before and allowed everybody in the crowd to film it, i don't see why this wouldn't be real.

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