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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 72 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

!AneurysmPosting@sopuli.xyz

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Maybe read the message before pressing send?

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Why shuold I do thst,?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't seem to learn this. I'm so used to being able to edit messages post sending them that I just use the send button as a save command. Type something. Ctrl S, go back and edit.

It's dumb, but I still do it.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I never had that problems. My messages are always perfect on the first to-do.

(This is a joke. I intentionally didn't fix my autocorrect.)

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I do this very often on Lemmy as well because I used to have trouble with the app I use (works great now) but when it first came out accidentally clicking the wrong button would sometimes crash it or knock me back to the page before or my home feed. Then I'd realize I lost 2 paragraphs of text I typed and I'd say well fuck if it's long enough that you don't want to find that exact comment again to respond to and type it over, it probably wasn't worth typing anyways. (Which unfortunately decreases interactions for users on the site, which ultimately hurts how many active users we end up with.).

Now I'm just making excuses for myself being feisty with my keyboard.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Water boy Cajun:

“You can do it!”

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"Homeiswhereyoumakeit."

"You like to see homos naked?"

[–] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Wrong movie, same spirit.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ehbehdeenodat!

[–] ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Yes I do >:3

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Last message shoulda been "don't mind the flag", like porky pig just giving up on what he wanted to say originally

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Iggity-iggit-ig-ig-ig-uhhh, don't mind the flag.

That's actually a real strategy that stutterers use to get around hard phrases, they just rephrase what they mean.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Autocorrect just bailed on her lmao

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

(Cyberpunk sting plays)

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

In the words of waltz: 👊🇺🇸🔥 punch and burn the flag.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Is this from the signal group chat?

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

bomb Japan

OK done

Yepan
Jamen
Sigh..
Yemen!

oh.. umm
let's keep the messaging tight on this one

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 17 points 2 months ago

Your girlfriend's daughter is drunk.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago

That "Sigh..." when she realizes she'll actually have to type the word like a caveman.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least she's not trying to figure out how to get pregananant!

[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] starbrite@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Pomegranate

[–] girlthing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is so wholesome!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish my stepdad was this supportive

[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

I wish I had this kind of relationship with my stepdaughters.

[–] usernameusername@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I'd be more than glad to ignite that flag.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Top notch banter.

[–] MochiEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Upvote for Vessel avatar

[–] Allfamk7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

good sport old pal