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[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 38 points 4 days ago

They're thinking about their stock portfolios

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago

"how the FUCK am i going to sell my manufactured good in the american market now???"

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

"i fucking love ice and cold stuff hell yea. Sliding around is so awesome" denguin

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 3 days ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

Diplomacy. Warfare. Lines of succession. Keeping the church happy. Staving off the civil war that will inevitably see them assassinated.

Ya know, typical emperor stuff.

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

"feet cold. feet really cold. feet damn cold"

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"I'm going to become famous for biting some computer geek"

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Insert a clever joke about gentoo penguins here

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

choosing to interpret this as Linus once getting bit by a penguin being the origin story for the penguin becoming the icon of linux and will not be accepting any corrections

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

How the fuck does neymar do that with the soccer ball.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

"Holy shit is that a denguin. Nice "

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago
[–] GeneralSwitch2Boycott@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Probably about video game prices once the Switch 2 game price news hits them.

How I envy their ignorant bliss right now.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

answer 1

FUCK it's cold why the FUCK do I have to be a penguine god FUCKING dammit

answer 2

boy howdy do I love fiddling with computers I think I'll install some jank ass foss software that I'm not even going to use just so that I can go through the process of setting it up and debugging it yee haw

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I imagine it goes something like this...

Hur dur imma penguin.

I know the English name for myself.

I wonder how I can't across this knowledge.

Hey there's a sexy decapitated head.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

sexy decapitated head

nerd well actually it's a decorporated head, since the head was removed from the body

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I don't know what your emoji is doing, but I'm down with it!

:: tries to headpin and just falls down::

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh it's a 'nerd' emoji that's adjusting its glasses, so I put it there to say my reply is really pedantic and nerdy

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

Oh, gotcha! Thanks for explaining it homie.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Am dinosaur.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago
[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

wow my invisible clothes are really cozy too

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

some of them are thinking "slava ukraini", some of them "please xi..."

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

"Then he waddled away, waddle waddle! Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, 'til the very next day! Bam bam bam bam bam baram!"

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

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[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago