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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27899425

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago

American taxpayers funding a parade for a felon rapist traitor who's destroying our economy and nuking the middle class.

What a wonderful country we have.

Home of the brave my fucking ass.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Opportunity is knocking again

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just like 3 inches to the right this time. Center of the target.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Let's hope the next guy has a Remington 700 or better

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What's the typical range on one of those?

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

About 6 miles, per the various youtube videos I've spent the last 37 minutes watching.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nice. Be better used in a multi-target area though, due to shrapnel damage.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Luckily he's always in a multi-target area.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Thats SOP for lying, criminal personalities to surround themselves with fawning sycophants

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

Right? NASA's asteroid redirection program would have been the perfect tool for the job.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 27 points 6 days ago
[–] BlackSheep@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago

Nearly 90 million people didn’t vote in the 2024 USA election. If you don’t want to become an American, don’t act like onel

🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 GET OUT AND VOTE! 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦

no excuses: https://www.elections.ca/home.aspx/

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

4 miles? Just have a 1/2 mile parade that goes in a circle. He'll think it is a 10 mile parade.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Clear out the parking lot around The Ellipse and have them drive around that. Make sure he is facing away from the center so he cant see them circle around, and just keep going until he is tuckered out and gets tucked into bed.

[–] quack@lemmy.zip 25 points 6 days ago

Definitely not a dictator

[–] alvyn@lemm.ee 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

all dictators like to parade, nothing new. wake up us. time to impeach that orange shit!

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[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago

FUCK THIS IDIOT.

Disgraceful.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I remember him wanting a big military parade during his first term too. Somehow he didn't get it.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Wasn't it because the streets in DC aren't capable of carrying heavy military equipment?

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

No need to insult and compare NK to that pathetic banana republic

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

welp, he achieved the full definition of fascist dictator with that one now.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago
[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

The North Koreans are always showing off with their nukes. 1up them!

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