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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Collect S K A T E on the way down

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 6 days ago

Just bluntslide your way down it!

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

Just put a slide there, much quicker. The real problem is getting all your stuff there when you move.

[–] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

I know this place in Queenstown nz

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago (5 children)

A little rail cart on a winch would work quite nicely.

As usual, the answer to the transportation problem is a train.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 week ago

That’s basically what Angels Flight in Los Angeles is. Locals got sick of walking up the fuck off steep hill and built a 300 foot rail to go up and down it.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm just sliding down the handrail, thanks.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I too have played Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.

Seems easy enough.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Careful, that's how that one evil boyfriend in Scott Pilgrim died.

https://youtu.be/EZ8O6cIk7kY

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Have to darkslide so you grind a little slower and also get more points though

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

I was thinking more this speed, but I'd definitely like to see it your way.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We have these. They are called funiculars

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

need to get steps in though

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Put an treadmill on the train.

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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd say it's 5 minutes going to the beach, but 20 minutes coming back home

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kn33@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] tom@jlai.lu 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] Trebuchet@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

I assume everyone living in the vicinity has buns of steel and a resting heart rate of 40?

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Fun fact: This is why landings are required at certain distances.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you can bounce from them while falling?

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Well you're meant to "land" on them but momentum can be a bitch.

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At first I thought "wow, really? Only 8 seconds?"

Count out 8 full seconds in your head.

Now imagine you're being hit by young teenagers with baseball bats.

8 seconds is a LONG time

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's what I told her, but she insisted it really wasn't....

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I guess she's used to being pounded on by teenagers?

[–] 123nope567@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago
[–] some_guy 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My irrational fear of heights would cause me paralysis on these stairs. It happened in a train station that had plexiglass walls around the stairs. It felt too open and I crouched uncontrollable fear as my partner tried to console me. A cop came to see what was wrong and d that was the thing that motivated me to push through and make it the rest of the way.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I feel you. I also have that fear, and one time we went to a local opera house that has very steep balconies. When you are walking down the stairs to your seat, it seriously feels like you can fall to your death if you wobble or trip. I needed my husband holding my hand and his constant reassurance just to make it to our seats. Didn’t get up the whole intermission and then high-tailed it out of there. Never again.

[–] some_guy 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I walked out of a concert because we were at the top of those stairs in a huge arena. Just felt like I would fall forward out of my seat for no reason, which is completely ludicrous but that didn’t stop my unease. The seats sucked anyway.

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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have to do a double-take every time I try to go on a boring, run of the mill down escalator. (I'm perfectly fine going up.) It's like I'm waiting for vertigo that never quite comes, just threatens.

[–] some_guy 2 points 6 days ago

The vertigo passes you and lands on me. It's been a problem lately.

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

8 seconds in freefall from 1000ft. Longer if you hit solid things on the way rolling down.

Also, if you bring air resistance into it, nationality will affect outcome.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wasn't aware air resistance was dependent on nationality

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Correlation with mass and surface area.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact, there is a stairway like this but so much more run down near me. It's known locally as the Jacob's Ladder, it's under the Forth Rail Bridge and it's actually terrifying but it's the quickest way between the station and the Pier.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

There's another one in Sidmouth Devon:

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I feel safer on that one than the one at Queensferry. Behold.

Every other step? Rotten. Parts of the Handrail? Broken. The steps? Uneven. The Alternative? A winding road that takes you out into the country or a walk into the village.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

a walk into the village

Sounds hellish 😂

At another 10 minutes? Yes. Yes it is, especially when you need to catch a train.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

at least the death trap has lights...

[–] JayDee 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sick ass grind combo or you won't have to worry about being cool ever again.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

I firmly believe that the gene for "wants to do crazy shit" and the gene for "has mad skills" will converge given enough time.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

5 minutes there, 45 minutes back.

Imagine how fun it would be to rig up a luge sled with little rings to go over the railings. The hardest part would be designing brakes that would work effectively, but assumjng you could figure that out, (or i guess even if you couldnt) that first 6 seconds would be fun as hell.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] bappity@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I bet this would be sick when it's icy if you have a big sled to go down it

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I don't see the beach

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