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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Mine touch at sebbin.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

1000 touches.

In french :-)

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Touche, ça touche pas

Et touche pas ça touche

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Ha ha je connais celui là 😁

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

3 before my lips touch.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

!remindme sixty years when i confirm

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 15 hours ago

there was this one but it had to be whitelisted and i didnt want to spam so i just faked it :)

https://github.com/PangoraWeb/remindme-bot

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And then they touch for every number until 1 trillion

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They do if you kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can only kiss your lips in the mirror

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Wise man once said.

Another thought to disturb restful slumber, especially if you are vain: in a mirror you can kiss yourself only on the lips.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Geez, how many accounts does Neil have here...

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 11 hours ago

Not enough, Lemmy is embarrassingly credulous at times.

what about thirmty three

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Mine touch at pebenty peben.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] espentan@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yup, I can't get past 5 in Norwegian.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I got to three ín Hungarian.

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[–] KammicRelief@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

I love this! It doesn't seem like it could possibly be true, but my 30 seconds of testing haven't debunked it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 84 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if I say "um" somewhere because I lost my place?

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Then it's your fault for not saying "uh" instead!

[–] some_guy 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Made me silently count to ten to confirm. Mind expanded.

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 68 points 2 days ago (3 children)

that's one hell of a water bill if you were in the shower counting to one million.

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[–] djmikeale@lemm.ee 56 points 2 days ago (5 children)

En, to, tre, fire, fem.

1000000 / 5 = 200000

Here's the proof that Danish is 200.000 times better than English.

[–] MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

As long as you have that ridiculous "to og en halvfjers" counting system, you do not have a superior system 😉

[–] djmikeale@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Haha! Yeah truth be told, our number system is completely stupid 😂

[–] MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Besides the number system you got most things under control in Denmark.

You also have one of the greatest shows, Klovn 😂

[–] djmikeale@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Well thank you! Although I find Klovn to be too cringe for me, I do agree on the other statement, I feel incredibly lucky to be born here, where even born into unfortunate circumstances, it's still possible to get a successful life.

[–] MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I have watched every episode, it's hilarious. Episodes ranging from them trying "the godfather of drugs" (heroin), to him stealing a wheelchair. I guess it might be too much for some people though, my wife can not watch it for similar reasons.

I feel the same way about being born in Norway. I come from unfortunate circumstances as you call it, and I am doing well. This is thanks to the extensive free education that I have gotten.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In romanian, it ends at 4. Romanian is 25% better than dutch and 250000 times better than english

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[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] bremen15@feddit.org 37 points 2 days ago (7 children)
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[–] nore@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Portuguese (Brasil): 1 (um)

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Is this this case in Brasil? In european portuguese your lips don't touch for um

[–] nore@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, forgot to specify ;P

[–] Whulum@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh shiiit thats trippy!

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Egy, kettő, három

3 in hungarian

[–] ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ce, ome, yei, nahui (Nahuatl)

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

I guess you win

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