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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Now that's a productivity focused build

A thing of beauty

Whew big specs. Necessary for running Gentoo

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

There are known gnomes and gnown unknowmes

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

I am a gnome

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

You know how Australia makes people vote with hotdogs. You need to do that with pudding or milk for gnomes.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Gnome Chomsky

[–] jack@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Not a gnome

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry, I use KDE. GNOME sucks

[–] LisaTrevor@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

excuse me I wanted to be the one to make this joke

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I'll do it for KDE6 you can do it for KDE5

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

make yourself gnomn

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Gnome? I hardly know'em!

GNOME!?! How dare you suggest such a thing?

I'm a Dwarf!

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I'm g'not an g'nelf, I'm g'not a g'nobkin

I'm a g'nome! And you just got G'nomed!

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

They call me the human the human gnome project

I know that one gnome that took my underwear while I was showering does that count

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Check out this dope-ass gnome:

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

They xanr read it unless you edit the title and change 'known' to 'gnown'

[–] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

gnomes killed my son

[–] babydriver@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I’m not falling for that again