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[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

my top three picks would be:

  1. sugar and sugar
  2. sugar and sugar
  3. sugar and sugar
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So, the Nutella stripe down the middle?

*unless they used garbage sweetened peanut butter of course, then it’s 9 sugars.

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[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

i get youre trying to say that its too much sugar, but technically its the same as a normal pb and j, simply with different flavors. its not like he used 3x as much spread than he normally would.

but yes.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Truly a mind like this should be curing cancer.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm over here with a pistachio butter and apple jelly sandwich. Shit's fire.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I understand those are food words but I'm incapable of picturing those things in combination as a food item

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Pistachio butter is a PITA to find. I had been looking for it every time I was in the aisle with all the nut butters since I first saw the movie Gamer and the kid who controls Gerard Butler mentioned wanting it. I finally found some and it's everything I hoped it would be.

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[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crunchy and creamy are textures, not flavors

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not flavors alone, but crunchy has whole pieces of nut, changing the ratio of nut to other ingredients and adjusting the flavor.

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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I have to imagine the jam and Nutella combo in the top middle is a little cursed...

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not if they chose "tart cherry" or raspberry. They both go very well with chocolate, including Nutella.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Strawberry jam and Nutella is like a very rich chocolate dipped strawberry. The only real cursed combo is grape jelly and Nutella

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Honey & Nutella sounds even worse to me.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Jam and Nutella is generally awsome, like fruit with chocolate.

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[–] Dubiousx99@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But it is only 6. Crunchy vs smooth doesn’t taste any different.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

There's a small difference, but big difference in texture

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The crunchy forever crew here disagrees.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is almost worthy of calling food porn.

Tell me you wouldn't eat that shit, and I'd just say sorry for your peanut allergy..

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Peanut butter is literally my favorite food but I wouldn't take a single bite of this thing. There's like 40 grams of sugar here. I ain't 12.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Fine, more for me!

Honestly I haven't had a PB&J in probably over 10 years, but I'd sooo eat that sammich!

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[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Too many flavors to taste good.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The only thing it's missing is bacon.

Ever had a bacon donut? Yes, that's a thing, and it's surprisingly good.

So, of course I'd try that sandwich even with bacon on it.

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aw mate, bacon maple syrup pancakes. 😘🤌

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Stahp! You're making me ~~horny~~ hungry!

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your taste buds are dying, buddy.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Nah, I'm just random enough to try damn near anything that I'm not allergic to and won't make me gag.

I dunno where the bacon donut came from, but if you ever find one, give it a try, you might be pleasantly surprised.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is very 'Murican. I'd feel sick after just a few nibbles of that.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

pbj became popular during WWII due to rationing. after the war it continued on and is pretty unique to the United States. it's become somewhat popular in other countries but is a daily meal for many Americans to this day.

making fun of it would be like making fun of the Japanese for eating rice, or the Scotts for eating haggis, or the Ukrainians eating borscht.

mocking people for food of their culture isn't cool or funny. it may not be what you would eat, but I bet you eat some stuff that's pretty fucking disgusting to me too.

[–] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I enjoy a PBJ, it's a great combination. Have to say spreadable marshmallow isnt something I've come across before tho.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Where's the marmite? Or vegemite, either is acceptable in this situation

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Neither is acceptable, you who tiptoes in the pale moonlight with the fucking devil

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have to agree, tbh

One or the other is mandatory :)

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Totally justified

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

We're not trying to fuck the sandwich up with shitpaste.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Marmite and butter on a nice piece of toast 🤤🤤🤤

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This looks like over stimulation in sandwich form, also I must try it now.

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Needs bananas

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Needs a marmite strip.

Maybe chilli jam too

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like an alignment chart, but more delicious.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Marshmallow + crunchy PB is obviously Chaotic Evil.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My personal favorite that I discovered recently: aioli - sriracha

Of course, I use this in the context of a sandwich, with something in between the slices, e.g tomato, cheese, pickles. It works great as grilled cheese too!

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah i used to make a big batch of sriracha aioli every once in a while, its so good.

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