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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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That would be pretty funny, I think

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[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What if I pooped from my chest and squirted milk from my buttcheeks

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

the chafing would be horrendous

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

saul-your-honor Don't answer that! You don't have to answer that question.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

This is revisionism

[–] TrueStalinistPatriot@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

what if nipples had ass cheeks???

oh wait no that's boobs

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What would happen if I twisted your cheek nipples?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

You fell for my volcel honeypot. sicko-jammin

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago
[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

The majesty of nature

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And ass cheeks were big because they were swollen. Would you not believe

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Embarrassing!