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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/65976593

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 47 points 6 days ago
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I've never seen a more Lunchables face. Brown put your eyebrow down

You know he's been practising that for hours in front of the mirror.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Lunchables! You gotta keep that. Wonder if his Mommy still packs his lunchables and lays out his clothes every morning.

[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Canada, now is your chance to invade

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 6 days ago

Burn the white house again.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

Given time, we will see more weird hairstyles from the Regime...

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Nailed it. I knew it looked familiar :)

The other side is almost normal looking.

[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He is trumps bastard. Calling it now.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

He does look a bit like young Trump with fake tan removed. But just a bit, and I think bootlicking enough is a better explanation. Narcissistic people don't care that much about biological relation anyway.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are there other headlines right now that receive less airtime while this appointment is discussed?

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 2 points 6 days ago

Haha headline, nice burn

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

The amount of incompetence in this administration is staggering.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Only the best of the best of the best.

His sole qualification is probably winning The Official Trump Bootlicking Contest.

[–] TheDeadlySquid@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago

DHS will eat him alive. He is in way over his head and will eventually become a scapegoat. Can’t wait!

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They must be planning a false flag and this is the patsy that will take the blame for dropping the ball.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

As always.
The only real terrorism in the world invariably comes from the US regime or from a US proxy.

[–] SSNs4evr@leminal.space 5 points 6 days ago

Why do I think he'd look more the part, if he were wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm voting for Pedro?"

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

Absolutely no favoritism with this hire.

[–] Jym66@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

He will weed them out!

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

Now if only we find out he sexually assaulted a child and owns at least three Nazi paraphernalia, he'd be the perfect GOP candidate

[–] thisnameisnottolong@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Can't wait for the biopic! That picture alone could be the promo poster. Wolf of wall street meets pineapple express?

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 5 days ago

I bet we could rng ppl in these comments 10x more capable.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

trying to look like the rock.

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