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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention
(www.thedailybeast.com)
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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I've never seen a more Lunchables face. Brown put your eyebrow down
You know he's been practising that for hours in front of the mirror.
Lunchables! You gotta keep that. Wonder if his Mommy still packs his lunchables and lays out his clothes every morning.
Canada, now is your chance to invade
Burn the white house again.
Given time, we will see more weird hairstyles from the Regime...
Nailed it. I knew it looked familiar :)
The other side is almost normal looking.
He is trumps bastard. Calling it now.
He does look a bit like young Trump with fake tan removed. But just a bit, and I think bootlicking enough is a better explanation. Narcissistic people don't care that much about biological relation anyway.
Are there other headlines right now that receive less airtime while this appointment is discussed?
Haha headline, nice burn
The amount of incompetence in this administration is staggering.
Only the best of the best of the best.
His sole qualification is probably winning The Official Trump Bootlicking Contest.
DHS will eat him alive. He is in way over his head and will eventually become a scapegoat. Can’t wait!
They must be planning a false flag and this is the patsy that will take the blame for dropping the ball.
As always.
The only real terrorism in the world invariably comes from the US regime or from a US proxy.
Why do I think he'd look more the part, if he were wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm voting for Pedro?"
Absolutely no favoritism with this hire.
He will weed them out!
Now if only we find out he sexually assaulted a child and owns at least three Nazi paraphernalia, he'd be the perfect GOP candidate
Can't wait for the biopic! That picture alone could be the promo poster. Wolf of wall street meets pineapple express?
I bet we could rng ppl in these comments 10x more capable.
trying to look like the rock.
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