this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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[–] fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Fucking shitheads who eat there and pour money into the homophobia lobby.

[–] Evilbunbun@hexbear.net 36 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Its always been hella overrated too.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 41 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Like the evil wasn't enough

The food just doesn't taste that good

Like, it's basically Popeyes for people who are terrified of black people

[–] Evilbunbun@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Id rather go to Daves or Raising canes

Mmm…chicken

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

i can't take raising canes seriously. it's "the kid's menu" turned into a restaurant. I imagine 90% of the people who order from raising canes say the words "no slaw, extra fries" every time they do.

Canes has no seasoning it’s not much competition

Neither of those have quite the geographic spread is the thing. Nearest Canes to me is like an hour away.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That Cane's sauce is pretty good, but you can just make it at home

I just make a big batch of fries and eat them with the sauce for a fraction of the price

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Cane's sauce is the only good thing about it. The chicken fingers are bland as hell without that sauce.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

It's a devilishly clever business plan

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Holy shit don't make that comparison, Popeye's has flavor.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

Canadian conservatives are pretending they're cultured about talking about the unique flavours of Chick-fil-a here, as compared to other fastfood chicken places. They're so fucking stupid and slop-sessed.

I'll make the argument that it's better than most fast food, but that is damning with faint praise.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Not to engage in corpo politics but CFA is one of the single most overrated chain restaurants in existence.

Do people actually like it? Or do they just want to constantly virtue-signal that they like the heckin’ wholesome republican restaurant that has all the good, internet-approved political opinions unlike those eeevil wrongthinkers at slopbucks!

[–] Evilbunbun@hexbear.net 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Funny thing was the top comment was like “call your local politician! Dont let em take away our styrofoam!” 😆

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

reddit-logo users who are on the special sub-reddit-logo for intensely mid chicken sandwiches flavored with nothing but right-wing culture war are weirdo reactionaries

dead-dove-2

[–] Evilbunbun@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I know. Everytime I walk by a Chik-fil-a in the mall or airport the whole customer base either looks like 300lb rascal scooter church goers or straight out of a Nazi germany propaganda film

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

The venn diagram ain't looking good

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Probably switched out with PFAS coating.

You know, the environmentally-friendly option.

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

Oh so just because it's proven to significantly cause cancer at basically any amount it's somehow bad?! WOKE porky-scared-flipped

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

Delicious microplastics make me go yum 😋

[–] dadarobot 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

honestly, a coke in a styrofoam cup slaps. i dont drink coke anymore, and i avoid styrofoam if i can help it, but i get it...

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

nah, glass bottles are where its at. so cold whatever drink youve got is almost slush

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

A couple shooters poured into a big ass polar pop is the premier drinking in public experience.