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[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

I buy all my clothes at soup

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

What do you mean, you're "at Soup"!?

[–] DragonOracleIX@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Better question, why are they selling clothes at the soup store, but not soup? Are they selling soup at "CLÖTHEZ" now?

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I think I know the syndrome you're talking about.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

It's better than buying clothes at the toilet store 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Where are you?

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

A'ight, well hurry up and come over here.

[–] vorlaut_boy@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

no soup for you!!

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 84 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I wonder if they have ligma

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Now I want to create a nation called Sugonda, and its official language will be Sugondese, where we create a drug for Ligma called Bofadis.

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 75 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A serious illness that people can get for being extremely gullible

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago

Not to be confused with Sugma, which is an illness found only in people who have monoalphabeta neuropathy.

[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American businessman, inventor, and investor best known for co-founding the technology company Apple Inc. Jobs was also the founder of NeXT and chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar. He was a pioneer of the personal computer revolution of the 1970s and 1980s, along with his early business partner and fellow Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So sad for Steve Jobs 😢

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

Steve Jobs my balls

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is it next to this pharmacy?

[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Suqma ballgowns

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Can someone explain the joke?

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 87 points 2 days ago

It looks like a set up for a “suqma DICK lmao” joke, but it’s actually just a store.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

suck my what

[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone could, yes. 😈

Say the word out loud.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 2 days ago

Well now you just lost the game.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago

Ha, gottem.

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago